c/showerthoughts · by Fleur_@aussie.zone · 62d

We're all a bunch of worms and tubes all tangled up in a weird shape and I don't like it.

It's tubes all the way down

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28 Comments

one_old_coder@piefed.social · 14 pts · 62d (3 replies)

I'm sure you're pretty on the outside. Only surgeons care about your tubes.

Also did you know that the best way to reach the brain arteries is to go through a vein in the thighs? That's a lot of tubes!

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 62d (1 reply)

I see through your lies. You only want me for my tubes!

one_old_coder@piefed.social · 7 pts · 62d

No way!

bryndos@fedia.io · 1 pts · 62d

Thighs matters!

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 62d (3 replies)

Mathematically, we're a torus.

blackbelt352@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 62d (2 replies)

Specifically a genus 5-7 torus, (depending on lacrimal ducts) and assuming no piercings or other hole creating body modifications

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Sounds like tube talk to me...

bryndos@fedia.io · 1 pts · 62d

Torus is tube fellatio.

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 62d

I'm just a really long tube with opinions

teft@piefed.social · 7 pts · 62d

Topologically we're all just donuts.

qualia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 62d (1 reply)

You think that's bad, I've got minerals as scaffolding so my worm muscles can engage in upright locomotion.

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 62d

Those are the filling of your appendage meat tubes. ALL TUBES.

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 62d

We are a walking biological chemistry experiment shaped vaguely like a bugle.

joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 62d (2 replies)

oh geez shut your tube :P

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 62d (1 reply)

I have no tube and I must scream

joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 62d

I went to look for a picture of pauly shore saying tubular and found out that he's going to be playing richard simmons in an upcoming biopic only i read it as gene simmons and somehow it still sounded pretty hilarious anyways I've been hitting the smoky tube

espentan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d (1 reply)

I'm not all worms and tubes. My mom would certainly have told me.. she wouldn't have kept something like that from me.. MOM?!

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 62d

Your mothers a tube

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 62d

"It's going down the tubes."

What tubes? I haven't seen tube one.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 62d (2 replies)

There's also a fair bit of goops of different kinds.

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Tube fluid

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 62d