We should give names to heat waves like we give names to hurricanes.

Western Europe is facing a massive heat wave, let's name it together

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AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 59d (6 replies)

We should name them after oil company executives.

ClownStatue@piefed.social · 39 pts · 59d (3 replies)

Not in the nose enough. Name them after the companies. Increment them if/when necessary.

“Everyone stay indoors next week as the BP2 heat wave sweeps across the continent.”

Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 59d (1 reply)

nah, everyone knows the corrupt companies names.

applies human names and faces to the corruption so they can't as easily just live freely into he world.

they deserve nonstop harassment and ridicule anywhere they go at all times. make them flee this planet.

Maiq@piefed.social · 7 pts · 59d

Include lobbyist and owned politician names separated by hyphens.

neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 59d

Instead of incrementing, assign numbers with no real meaning.

Remember BP86 last year? Remember BP165 the year before?

Efficient.

squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi · 3 pts · 59d

The Sawan sweltering

radiofreebc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 59d

Greenpeace Canada wanted to name the Alberta Tarsands tailing ponds after oil execs and politicians that enabled them to happen. They never did it, but it seemed like a good idea.

IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 36 pts · 59d (1 reply)

We do, though it is a recent thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_named_heat_waves

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 59d

2017: Lucifer

They should have started out cooler IMO!

Any idea about 2026? I'm living through the second here.

TheEndeavor@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 59d (2 replies)

Name them after billionaires CEOs.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 59d (1 reply)

They'd bid just to get their name on it.

Witchfire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 59d

Honestly fine, it strips them of some of their wealth. I'd be happy to complain about Heatwave Bezos

thenextguy@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 59d

Hotty McHotface

khannie@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 59d

Claude. Like the AI accelerating it.

BambiDiego@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 59d

Unless we name them more "kiki" and less "bouba" then we'll have the same issue with people not taking them seriously.

Hurricane "Katrina" sounds like an annoying neighbor, but Hurricane "Windsmasher" is easier to explain how to lose a whole coastline.

I dub the current one: Heatwave "Pedofire" in honor of the ones who deny it's a problem.

vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 8 pts · 59d

Doug as in we Doug ourselves a hole.

Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 59d

Exxon?

zonnewin@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 59d

New Normal

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 59d

Sweaty Betty.

Bristlecone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 59d

Bernard

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 59d (1 reply)

Heat wave names:

Scorchy McScorchface
Sweatbelly
Steamroll
Barbie Q
Hot Enough For Ya?
Li'l Sizzle
Dewflaps
"The Grill"

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 58d

FUPA

fargeol@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 58d

Here's my personal list :

  • Amancio
  • Bernard
  • Claude
  • Donald
  • Elon
  • Françoise
  • George
  • Henry
  • Iris
  • Jeff
  • Ken
  • Larry
  • Mark

This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it.

sunsofold@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 59d

Here comes heat wave Aaauughh.

sidebro@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 59d (1 reply)

Scorchio
Sweatpocalypse

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 59d

"Celsius To Fahrenheit...Oh, OK, Not That Hot."

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 59d

Barry.

meejle@piefed.world · 3 pts · 59d

Greta

No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 3 pts · 59d

How about sven or Joseph after the first scientists that predicted this at 18XX

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_climate_change_science

TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 59d (1 reply)

Trump deserves one.

drath@lemmy.drath.ru · 2 pts · 59d

The Big Beautiful Heatwave

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 59d

Hubert.

orenj@leminal.space · 2 pts · 59d

Hot Coldman

taiyang@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 59d

There was talk about doing that officially, actually, before our world became collectively stupider in recent years. The argument is actually to get people to take them more seriously since they cause deaths just as much as any other climate crisis. Name and rating, similar to hurricanes.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 59d

Donald

ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 59d

BP 2187