You know, it's generally recommended to, like, put a little water on the potato before you microwave it to prevent the plate from exploding from heat.

I think your plate is overcooked.

Mmm, communion wafer.

Mark Watney shitposting on lemmy.

Which prison are you being held in?

Be careful. I've heard macroplastics are getting into peoples diets.

Bro you need corn in your life.

10/10

This looks very interesting. What is this?

Potato/potato

Is that a lunar crater model for a school project?

That's a poisonous potato from Minecraft

Not microwaved long enough, hasn’t even exploded yet /s

Out of vicodin too huh?

This looks like a comet flyby.