c/lemmyshitpost · by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 39dGoo 345 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world
24 Comments
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 39d
It's autoeroticism.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 39d
You. Get out
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 18 pts · 39d
And into my car!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 39d
This kind of talk drives me nuts.
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 38d
Having a steering wheel in your pants can't be comfortable.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 39d
Hop in, seatbelt on, lets go for a ride
chtk@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 39d
Who me?
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 39d
If your game, let's fucking go!
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 39d
You win the Internet today.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 21 pts · 39d
I once sang "they call me big papa" at the perfect time, and we both rolled off the bed laughing. Fun sex is the best sex.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 24 pts · 39d
I once said 'no homo' while getting a blowjob from a dude, right as I was finishing.
Ever seen milk shoot outta someone's nose when they laugh?
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 10 pts · 39d
That's horribley haliarious
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 39d
It's one of my favorite sex stories. It was so fucking funny. It was his first time with a guy, and he fucking lost it
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 39d
I can't imagine he enjoyed it that much lol I think if i nose shot a womans shot id probably hate it and laugh
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 38d
Oh, man, he was down for like a solid minute, eyes watering, nose running (with multiple substances), hacking and coughing. It was fucking hilarious once I knew he was okay, and he laughs about it now lol
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 39d
Haha ads. I love engaging with brands!
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 38d
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 39d
AAAAOOOW
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 38d
Meow!
cyclonedusk@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 38d
Relationship goals.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 37d
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 38d
melfie@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 38d
Hmm, seems ads have quite a different effect on me.
kalpol@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 38d
I miss their yellow dot matrix receipts