I'm pretty sure that's prohibited in most places...

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Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 58d (3 replies)

So if my dog gets little dog booties, she can smoke in the building? Seems a bit extreme but ok

justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 58d (2 replies)

then you can smoke your dog

YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 58d (1 reply)

Low and slow, that's the trick!

hansolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 58d

The booties lock in the flavor!

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 58d (3 replies)

Where else am I gonna smoke my barefoot pets?

BillyClark@piefed.social · 11 pts · 58d

Obviously in the smoker.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 58d (1 reply)

Outside.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 58d

Fuck that! Secondhand barefoot pet smoke is a myth!

Krelis_@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 58d (1 reply)

Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 58d (5 replies)

Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?

Aneb@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 58d (1 reply)

No shoes, no shirt, no service

Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 58d

Ah I assumed it was a residential building

BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 58d

That's how you end up with a hippie infestation.

Seriously though, it's probably a safety and insurance thing.

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 58d (1 reply)

It’s gross, a lot of people consider it straight up unsanitary. Aside from allowing your skin to be as dirty as the bottom of a shoe the chance that you harm yourself by cutting or damaging your foot on their property is way higher, most places aren’t baby proofed for people who want to go shoeless

floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 58d

Baby proofed for not using shoes in your house. My fucking sides

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 58d

How about vaping pets with sandals and socks. Is that okay?

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 58d

Usually when I want to bring my barefoot smoking dog with me I just say they’re no sign I can’t bring him, but we’d be so screwed here

farmgineer@nord.pub · 7 pts · 57d (2 replies)

Does this cover smoke coming from my pet, me smoking my pet (as in cooking it), me smoking my pet (as in inhaling it), or me smoking my pet (as in killing it)?

Haaveilija@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 57d

No this only prohobits having pets that smoke cigarettes etc. while they are not wearing any socks or shoes.

PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 57d

Yes.

Cherry@piefed.social · 7 pts · 58d

So many questions.

Is this a person smoking bare foot pets? Bare footed Pets smoking…cigs or smoking from heat? And doing this whilst building? Like building a wall or in a building.

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 57d (1 reply)

Shoes on your scoobie doobie

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 57d

Snoochie poochies

EpeeGnome@feddit.online · 6 pts · 58d

But it's permitted to smoke them if they are wearing shoes? Or if I take them outside? Hmmm.

ms_lane@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 58d

Frank the Pug in shambles.

sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 58d

Does this include grilling?

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 58d

Smoking pets with bear feet, on the other hand...

crimsonpoodle@pawb.social · 4 pts · 58d

takes a long drag well hell my name is Johnny swishtail and you ain’t about to tell me where a cool cat can get a pint of milk throws flip flops try and mrrucking stop me

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 57d

Yeah, don't smoke your barefoot pets.

Btw, wasn't there a community for this, what was it named?

kevinsky@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 58d

Tarantino disapproves.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 58d

Gotta be a good story behind that!

smaximov@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 58d

1984