After seeing that sign I would carry him in

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Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 73d

Basically this

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 73d

Got any grapes?

Laser@feddit.org · 12 pts · 73d (4 replies)

It's a goose duh

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 73d (2 replies)

A damn sexy one too.

snoons@piefed.ca · 9 pts · 73d (1 reply)

DO NOT

altphoto@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 73d

Yada yada yada... He's paying child support to the goose and has to announce his presence to the neighborhood when he moves in. Pretty standard for that club. A little presidential.

pennomi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d
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tpihkal@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 73d (3 replies)

How does one pick up a duck though?

mattyroses@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 73d

"Quack here often?"

ArcaneGadget@nord.pub · 5 pts · 73d (1 reply)
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 73d

Thank you, I never knew that before. Neat!

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 73d

If this is a bread store it’s a fair request

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 73d

Duckists and their rampant duckism really quacks me off!

Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 73d

I don't read signs posted by companies

that duck is entering

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 73d

So, the goose is ok?

AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d

Honk motherfuckers

fisch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d

Goose was not valued

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 73d (1 reply)

I have to know the story behind this.

Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 3 pts · 73d

That duck likes to go in that building.

The building owners do not want the duck up in there.

The end.

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 73d

Would

EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 73d (2 replies)

BUT IT SAYS NOT TO

snoons@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 73d (1 reply)

yes but it would be allowed under a technicality

EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 73d

oh, that's a relief

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d