American legends be like "and then after his crucifixion and resurrection jesus travelled to america where he was horrified to see the brown native americans, who were brown because they were sinners,so he zapped them with holy ray of removing curses and they turned white." (The Book of Mormon, so i am told)
YMMV, but my grandfather (on my mother's side - I never new the one on my father's side - we called him 'Pa') was one of the most inspirational men I've ever known. A true gentleman by every definition of the word. Miss you, Lionel.
Wait. Did I read this wrong? Is it implying that the brother and sister are getting married to each other. Wendy and Carl Jr are the 'they' for most of the post and there is no one else introduced that they would be married to.
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farmgineer@nord.pub · 55 pts · 81d
redsand@infosec.pub · 23 pts · 81d
Linux 8.x.y codename
Furbag@pawb.social · 8 pts · 80d
Colonel is one of those words that is difficult to spell correctly until you've read it like a hundred times. Actually I find lieutenant even worse.
rmuk@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 80d
It doesn't help that some people pronounce it "leff-tenant".
Maiq@piefed.social · 5 pts · 81d
Chicken?
farmgineer@nord.pub · 15 pts · 81d
I think it's a tool to make OS installs require less space
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 81d
In storage balls?
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 27 pts · 81d
American legends be like
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 81d
American legends be like "and then after his crucifixion and resurrection jesus travelled to america where he was horrified to see the brown native americans, who were brown because they were sinners,so he zapped them with holy ray of removing curses and they turned white." (The Book of Mormon, so i am told)
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 81d
This implies the Burger Kings first name is Carl.
Maiq@piefed.social · 19 pts · 81d
Jobe@feddit.org · 11 pts · 80d
CarlJr? The god of Trackmania?
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
Never thought to see a trackmaniac in the wild haha
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 80d
Exactly what i thought, didnt know he had a restaurant chain but with his talents its probably the flick of a finger.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 81d
They met on old McDonalds farm, I presume?
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 81d
🎶 Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut. 🎶
The first time I heard that song, it was at a sci-fi convention in the early-to-mid 2000s at an evening concert put on by Ronny Cox. This guy:
Also this guy from Stargate SG-1:
The Pizza Hut song was an audience participation portion. Great memories.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 81d
No-one plays an arsehole authority figure like Ronnie Cox. I wonder what he's like in real life.
db2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 80d
Nicest guy ever by all accounts.
https://www.ronnycox.com/total-recall/
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 80d
From my memory: everything you wish your grandpa was.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 75d
YMMV, but my grandfather (on my mother's side - I never new the one on my father's side - we called him 'Pa') was one of the most inspirational men I've ever known. A true gentleman by every definition of the word. Miss you, Lionel.
ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 81d
What are you talking about? Taco Bell wins the franchise wars!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 81d
I need to get in that wedding. Just get in'n'out after trying the cake.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 80d
I feel like girls camp had a song about this
nullspace@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 80d
Didn't Seinfeld make a whole ass movie like this, but with cereal?
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 79d
Wait. Did I read this wrong? Is it implying that the brother and sister are getting married to each other. Wendy and Carl Jr are the 'they' for most of the post and there is no one else introduced that they would be married to.
pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 80d
what about subway?
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 80d
That's where they go after the proletariat revolts.