No-one talks like this

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31 Comments

Klanky@sopuli.xyz · 28 pts · 36d

Funny that when I’m events it’s the Boomers who are glued to their phones typically.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 23 pts · 36d (11 replies)

App is the one i refused to say for as long as possible.

Dave@lemmy.nz · 16 pts · 36d

I still refuse to say it when it's a desktop OS.

can@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 36d (1 reply)

Interesting, application was there so long that it came naturally to me.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 8 pts · 36d

It was app replacing application and program than made me upset. I still don't like it, but it is catchy to say.

tomiant@piefed.social · 8 pts · 36d (5 replies)

"Cloud" for me. Won't do it.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 8 pts · 36d (4 replies)

I always say the cloud like its sarcastic

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 36d (3 replies)

Shakes fist.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 5 pts · 36d (2 replies)

angerly eyes cloud

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 36d (1 reply)

Man yells at thing

homik@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 36d

Yells at somebody else's computer.

wylinka@szmer.info · 1 pts · 36d (1 reply)
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TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 36d

Well, you're not wrong. I'll give you that.

medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 36d (1 reply)

The kid on the right is... taking her blood pressure? "Totes time for an upgrade, my DBP is higher than my SBP, LOL!"

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 36d

She's the geotag. People have to find the tag inside her.

tomiant@piefed.social · 13 pts · 36d

IN THE YEARRR TWO THOUSAAAAAANNN NNNNDDDD

darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 9 pts · 36d (3 replies)

vtubers talk like this

SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 36d

What’s up chat?

Rothe@piefed.social · 3 pts · 36d (1 reply)

Because they get paid to name brands.

darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 2 pts · 35d

Could've sworn it was the brain rot but I'll take your word for it.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 36d

Just teens "hanging out" as they call it.

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 36d

There’s like not enough likes.

saltesc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 36d (2 replies)

From left to right, it starts like a setup but goes downhill so fast.

terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 36d (1 reply)

The third kid has the face and stare of someone whos seen the horrors of Vietnam

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 36d

I also get like that whenever I have to do cloud stuff.

CPMSP@midwest.social · 4 pts · 36d

This HAS to be a Chick tract.

If not, it's dead on for the tone deaf and out of touch the messaging is.

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · -16 pts · 37d (5 replies)

The cartoon gets one thing right: those four kids are physically together, but they're all alone looking at their screens.

Here's a story: I was on the train one day. The guy next to me was reading or watching something on his phone, and wasn't saying anything. At some point, he said "Eh, lol..." without looking up, without smiling or anything. Total zombie lol'ing at something on his phone: he just said it like he would have typed it. Creepy...

MartianSands@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 36d

all alone looking at their screens

No they fuckng aren't. The people in this cartoon are literally holding conversations with each other.

I wish people wouldn't make comments like this just because they don't understand the different ways people can socialise

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 36d

Come here gramps, it's time to get the evening pill.

microcapybara@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 36d

People have always wanted to pretend they’re in a comfy private space, not a wooden/metal box of some sort with a bunch of others.

tomiant@piefed.social · 7 pts · 36d (1 reply)

I talk to myself out loud all the time. It's not that weird.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 36d

I yell at others all the time when I'm by myself & nobody can hear me. Mostly while driving.