You know, Dr Evil will go one am on about a freshly shorn scrotum, but they were in meat helmets up the the alps. What am I supposed to do in this heat?
Global warming is a far greater threat than Skittles. All these hot nuts are going to have some serious social consequences.
33 Comments
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 46d
sirimeow@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 46d
I don't have balls!
oho@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 46d
I cast Addaballuses!
I now cast itchy balls!
sirimeow@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 46d
No thanks!
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 46d
Best we can do for you then is either bunched underwear or lipstick on your teeth that you don't notice until around lunchtime.
sirimeow@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 45d
I never use lipstick so I assume that means I'll make out with someone who does which sounds exciting! Thanks!
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 45d
sirimeow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 45d
Nooooo!
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 45d
Where proof?
sirimeow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 44d
No proof for you, creep
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 44d
How am I creep? This is me btw.
sirimeow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 44d
Asking for proof that I dont have balls is basically like asking to see my genitals. Pretty creepy imo.
Cat is cute though.
syaochan@feddit.it · 4 pts · 44d
Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 42d
Can't even joke 👍
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 46d
https://piefed.social/c/mildcurses
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev · 12 pts · 46d
!mildcurses@piefed.social
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 46d
Thanks. I'm not great with links
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 45d
I cast Dave's link fuckupper
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 45d
Good job. It definitely got me
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 46d
Just shaved yesterday, and the scratchy itchy has begun. Good timing, OP, now take it back!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 46d
Avalanche of Inconvenience!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 46d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 45d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 9 pts · 45d
What about sticky balls like when you eat skittles and scratch your nuts now they’re stuck to your leg as you’re running the Boston marathon?
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 45d
You know, Dr Evil will go one am on about a freshly shorn scrotum, but they were in meat helmets up the the alps. What am I supposed to do in this heat?
Global warming is a far greater threat than Skittles. All these hot nuts are going to have some serious social consequences.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 46d
Try washing.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 45d
I cast alysosha's sudden large untimely unpoppable butt pimple
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 45d
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 45d
You fool my barriers of good hygeine and breathable clothing ward me.
::: spoiler spoiler
___Bikini Armor wins again.
:::
MrNesser@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 44d
I cast LOST YOUR KEYS!
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 44d
misplacing my keys 30 minutes before work stresses me out to an unreasonable level
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 44d
Oh, no! How ever will I joyously scratch my itchy balls now!?
Can't believe you fools fell for the classic ruse!
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 45d
So that's why my balls have been itching...