A day will come when the strength of man fails... BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!

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26 Comments

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 45 pts · 56d (6 replies)

Why not just take the girl along? What better bonding activity would there be than defending Gondor against Mordor?

TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 56d

Babe, you ever seen an oliphaunt? The only creature with a trunk longer than mine?

Klear@piefed.world · 17 pts · 56d

Plus she looks like she's going to be a lot more help than me.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 8 pts · 56d (1 reply)

I dunno, a work date sounds kind of lame.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 8 pts · 56d

This would be strictly recreational.

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 56d

Gonding activity

thorhop@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 56d

She'd definitely come along.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 56d (2 replies)

They can wait 30 seconds

PugJesus@piefed.social · 24 pts · 56d

Damn, you can aid Gondor that fast?!

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 56d

Ooooh, look at Mr. Longlasting here!

sundray@lemmus.org · 18 pts · 56d

I'd let her go, of course! Gondor has need of her!

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 56d (1 reply)

She can come too!

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 9 pts · 56d

Oh fuck! You're gonna make her come to Gondor?

ceenote@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 56d (2 replies)

Am I Rohan in this hypothetical? Because if I'm Rohan, I will answer.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 56d (1 reply)

ceenote@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 56d

Okay, you've sold me, I'll become a rider of Rohan.

jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 56d

Take off running after her after she charges to help first, feeling silly and slightly less heroic than her the whole way.

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 56d

She'd grab her sword and tell me to join the charge with her.

And I'd say yes.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 56d

I think slaying orcs would be a wholesome activity which would strengthen our relationship.

inkblade@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 56d

Not going. Gondor can burn

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 56d

Join him of course. She's not really my type.

AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 56d

Of course. That is my brother, my captain, my king.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 56d

You guys go on ahead and I'll catch up with you!

Seaguy05@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 56d

Bros before hoes... I gotta go. Maybe she could make me some soup before I go.

nathanjent@programming.dev · 2 pts · 55d

AND MY AXE!

minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 56d

How's the date going?