The cat ratio is off

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59 Comments

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 68 pts · 38d (7 replies)

Radiate more heat.

islandcoda42@lemmy.zip · 45 pts · 38d (4 replies)

Legit, I run nice and warm too and have cats on me every night and I’m here for it

My posse- Coda, Treble, Yodel ❤️❤️❤️

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d (2 replies)

Yes, but why do they always choose the spot between the legs? Can they not just once in a while? 😪

islandcoda42@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 38d

Easy with the claws!!

peripheralneuropathy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d

Have you ever been between legs before? The groin area is second most largest heat distribution area second to the head. The warmth reminds cats of their warmest mothered and nurtured happy spot youth they lost long ago and stuck still sentimentally chasing that dragon since. Cats are nostalgically stunted reincarnated past life human zen masters by codependent benefit.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d

My dogs cuddle on me, and then distance themselves from me while panting because I run so hot... They lay on concrete in the hot Texas summer sun, but I'm somehow too warm for them.

Zkuld@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 38d

Damn I never checked my radiation privilege

GaiusBaltar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 37d

Skill issue

ickplant@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 38d (1 reply)

It’s been brought to my attention this meme is likely AI. I’m going to leave it up to the mods to remove it because I don’t want to delete the entertaining comments section. But goddamn, I feel like AI is ruining everything, even fucking shitposts.

bumbling_bee@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 37d

The comments are gold 😂

guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 29 pts · 38d

Tax the rich, he’s clearly hoarding the wealth and it needs to be redistributed

thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 26 pts · 38d (8 replies)

What’s stopping you from getting a fourth cat?

ickplant@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 38d (6 replies)

What would stop the fourth cat from also laying on the husband? That would really throw off the ratio!

thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 16 pts · 38d (5 replies)

Then you get a fifth ¯_(ツ)_/¯

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 38d (4 replies)

You know how this will end up. Hundreds of cats on the husband.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 38d

Husband:

thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 20 pts · 38d (2 replies)

At some point the husband will be full. Somewhere around cat #23. So the 24th should work.

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 38d

It's cats all the way down.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 38d

imagine all the urine .

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 37d

Space on the husband is limited.

davetortoise@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 38d

His greed sickens me

DrPop@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 38d (1 reply)

The husband could have been there for hours. You don't start with cats laying on you, usually. He created an environment the cats wanted to be. I have a two cats that sleep with me and 2 that sleep worth my wife. The one that regularly sleeps with me can be k8cked pushed whatever and she will stay. I have a boy though, where if you so much as scratch an itch he's gone. He might come back 5 minutes later but the second tou budge he's gone again. One comes for affection but any sudden movements and she's gone for good. The last you can lay on him do whatever and he doesn't care. Where was i going with this. I like talking about my cats.

blargh513@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 38d

I want you to tell me more about your cats.

JohnSmith@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 38d

He is clearly allergic to cats. Cats can’t resist allergic people. Source self.

Curious_Canid@piefed.ca · 13 pts · 38d

Body heat is important, but I also have advanced certificates as "Cat Furniture" from three different cats.

collectif_imaginaire@piefed.social · 11 pts · 38d (6 replies)

Is it me or it kinda looks like AI

Maybe used to upgrade the pic quality but zoomed in it gets suspiciously weird

ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 38d

The beer can and the image on the mug look especially "melty." And his arm looks super smooth. And he has a wedding ring on both hands. And his leg starts out looking more or less like a leg but on the left end it looks more like a pillow.

I'm fairly confident it's AI.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 38d

Dang it, is it really? Are all memes AI now? This is some bullshit.

osbo9991@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 38d

For what it's worth, lots of phones these days are pretty aggressive with automatic post processing of photos, so the photo could be real (ie not AI generated or edited intentionally with AI) assuming the phone has a lower quality camera sensor with bad detail.

snooggums@piefed.world · 2 pts · 38d

It is a shame that there aren't any easily searchable pics of real people with multiple cats on them on the internet to use for the pretend meme.

9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 38d

This community should be for actual real pics of community cats

Allowing these people reposting shit off reddit and grandma's facebook is just asking for AI bullshit to flood the community

I propose we have only original content (OC) here

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 38d

I’m guessing yeah. The words on the can and the Hitler mug are off.

SaraTonin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 37d

OTOH, it does mean that OP can get up. Their husband cannot, for it is the law that you cannot get up if you’re being sat on

cockmushroom@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 37d

This is how you invariably feel when you dare question the cat distribution system

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Lay on top of your husband and the cats. Cat sandwich.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 38d

Cats:

leagman1@feddit.org · 9 pts · 38d

Sue them.

lemonbun@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 38d (2 replies)

After all these years I've cracked the boyfriend cat magnet formula. Now I just need to figure out how to capitalize

ickplant@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Step 3:…..

Step 4: PROFIT

lemonbun@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 38d

my theory is that hot hot BODY HEAT

Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 38d

His greed sickens me

lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 38d

My partner and I visited a cat café and a group must've had catnip or smth but they had around 7 cats at their seating area at one point

We felt a little better when one of the cats on a high perch started sneezing and snotted over several of the people lol

Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 38d

I'm currently browsing with a kitten asleep across my neck. Nothing better in the world.

theolodis@feddit.org · 6 pts · 37d

All you need is more cats, it'll trickle down at some point (and in case of cats it really moght due to lack of space).

BambiDiego@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Maybe you should look inward and judge your own choice to be less catnapable.

Make your body squishier, run hotter, tie sizzle rope around your legs, spread catnip under you fingernails.

Destroy the husband at this game of cat love.

Illogicalbit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d

Or just

Destroy the husband

/s

The other suggestions are better.

c64z86@piefed.world · 5 pts · 38d

I'm a simple person: I see cats and I upvote.

ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 38d

In my house, if both the pets (1 dog, 1 cat) choose you, then you're "The Disney Princess." It was some inside joke about all the animals coming to help Cinderella.

I'm sorry, he's the princess now. Rules are rules.

Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d

He is on their couch

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d

Does hubby run hotter than you body temp wise? Or maybe he's wearing tuna fish cologne?

scutiger@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 38d

An even ratio requires each of them to have 1.5 cats on them, which is IMO not a very convenient division.

Furbag@pawb.social · 3 pts · 38d

Have you even tried radiating excess body heat? Geez...

SouthEndSunset@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 38d (2 replies)

Is it just me or are they all staring at you like they’re challenging you to do something about it?

M137@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 38d (1 reply)

It's more a look of being uncomfortable from being picked up and put there.

SouthEndSunset@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 38d

Any of ours would have moved by the time you’d put the second cat down.

TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d

it should be illegal based solely on the added heat. How much does this guy pay for AC?

Numerous_Day6545@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 38d
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M137@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 38d (2 replies)

Not saying this really is the case but they all look like they were placed there. None of them look like they willfully put themselves there and got comfortable.

MML@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 38d

Yeah none of them have their maws in the humans mouth, why do cats do this, do I need Listerine guys?

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 34d

Most cat's won't stay where you place them tho