I've always hated tobacco smoke. It's just a disgusting smell. But nowadays I'm actually glad someone smoked up the portapotty. That's preferable to the steaming hot piss & shit stew
Please add an F to it so everyone understands you're using an outdated measuring system no one else uses anymore. Or mark your post as "For US only" as I doubt anyone from Myanmar is on Lemmy, since they barely have any internet. I wouldn't call it "freedom" units, as both Myanmar and the US score low on the freedom scale.
Most of Lemmy consists of self centered US Americans. Nearly all the news is about the US. As if the world isn't bigger than that failed state. I'm kinda done with their stupidity and ignorance.
Why continue to use Lemmy then? Whether the meme used Celsius or Fahrenheit a huge chunk of people would be "excluded". I'm American(poster), the meme is of an American (Hulk), it uses American slang (portajohn) and the meme was created by an American. Fahrenheit makes most sense contextually. Are you sure you're not the one being self centered? Mandarin Chinese is the most widely spoken native language, is it fucked up this is in english not Mandarin?
There’s a song about the Porta Potty experience during a festival which translates to „Heat Death in the Porta Potty“ from the German band „Ersatzkopf“ (Head replacement)
I was doing flooring in a newly built house in Georgia. It was in an open field, no shade, mid-July. The house had no water or a/c yet. Went to take a leak in the outhouse. No big deal. Well, fast forward, and the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken is running through me.
See this one dude leave out of the outhouse.
I go in. There's fucking nut all over the wall. Like not peanutbutter or cashews...man nut. Baby butter. All over the back wall and toilet seat.
I end up shitting in a bag in a bucket in the trailer.
have nearly had heat strokes in porta shitters at NTC and fort hood. when the MRE train decides it's going you don't really have much choice, goddamn miserable way to live lol
0 is really cold, 100 is really hot. How hard could it be 🤷
/s
All units are made up to some extent. Things like oz vs cups vs pints vs quarts vs gallons absolutely drives me up the wall. Let's not even talk about things like using cups as a unit of measurement for flour...
52 Comments
Saapas@piefed.zip · 42 pts · 48d
I've always hated tobacco smoke. It's just a disgusting smell. But nowadays I'm actually glad someone smoked up the portapotty. That's preferable to the steaming hot piss & shit stew
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 48d
Then when it’s freezing cold you get to lean back as you try to avoid the piss Steam cloud that rises up. There’s just no winning.
AugustusBeauvais@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 48d
There is never any winning in a porta potty...
MycelialMass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 47d
With the exception of not shitting yourself becaude theres a porta potty
db2@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 48d
Did you really have to post a picture of the poop though? It's so gross, at least nsfw it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 48d
I think NSFL is the appropriate one but like, I'm a goober not an internet
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 47d
130° is above the boiling point of water, so you would be instantly dead.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 47d
I use freedom units not the overly complex and arbitrarily ruled metric "system"
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 47d
The C stands for communism!
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 47d
Please add an F to it so everyone understands you're using an outdated measuring system no one else uses anymore. Or mark your post as "For US only" as I doubt anyone from Myanmar is on Lemmy, since they barely have any internet. I wouldn't call it "freedom" units, as both Myanmar and the US score low on the freedom scale.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 47d
Yeah, Celsius is better. But imagine caring this much about it.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 47d
Most of Lemmy consists of self centered US Americans. Nearly all the news is about the US. As if the world isn't bigger than that failed state. I'm kinda done with their stupidity and ignorance.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 47d
Why continue to use Lemmy then? Whether the meme used Celsius or Fahrenheit a huge chunk of people would be "excluded". I'm American(poster), the meme is of an American (Hulk), it uses American slang (portajohn) and the meme was created by an American. Fahrenheit makes most sense contextually. Are you sure you're not the one being self centered? Mandarin Chinese is the most widely spoken native language, is it fucked up this is in english not Mandarin?
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 47d
Thank you for proving my point. I rest my case.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 47d
Lmao cope and projection from a self centered fool
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 47d
It's way more funny than anything I've ever posted.
Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 47d
I'm going to go give a myanmar resident whatever the leftist equivalent of star link is just to prove you wrong
VinegarChunks@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 47d
You may know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me!
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 47d
Oh no....
He's retarded...
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
Yes, there is no sarcasm, satire or humor it is a genuine statement of truth.....
nullspace@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
The fart gas creates an insulating micro-environment that allows the poor soul to endure the porta-hell nightmare.
5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org · 13 pts · 48d
Songlink YouTube
There’s a song about the Porta Potty experience during a festival which translates to „Heat Death in the Porta Potty“ from the German band „Ersatzkopf“ (Head replacement)
Here‘s the translated chorus:
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 48d
Just when you think you have an original song idea. Dammit. Mine was more folk than metal tho. I'm going to go listen to it I assume it's metal
Edit: I can take about a minute of the scream singing (my voice wears out) but I love it
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 47d
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 48d
I was doing flooring in a newly built house in Georgia. It was in an open field, no shade, mid-July. The house had no water or a/c yet. Went to take a leak in the outhouse. No big deal. Well, fast forward, and the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken is running through me. See this one dude leave out of the outhouse. I go in. There's fucking nut all over the wall. Like not peanutbutter or cashews...man nut. Baby butter. All over the back wall and toilet seat.
I end up shitting in a bag in a bucket in the trailer.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
Do you also cool yourself down with warm milk?
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
My milk has to be near freezing. Anyone who drinks warm milk is not on the same evolution tree as the rest of our civilized species.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
the fuck. at least put it down the elevator to the basement, wankerdude.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
Right? Perfectly good shaft to deposit it...but no all over the back splash!
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 47d
Imagine if it was actually the guy before him and you've been mad at the wrong guy lol
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 47d
have nearly had heat strokes in porta shitters at NTC and fort hood. when the MRE train decides it's going you don't really have much choice, goddamn miserable way to live lol
etchinghillside@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 48d
Some people pay good money for a sauna.
darkmogool@feddit.org · 9 pts · 47d
130º? are you boiling water there?
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 47d
Freedom units
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 47d
I think they're called fascist units now.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 47d
Use real measurement, not made up bullshit next time.
IMALlama@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 47d
0 is really cold, 100 is really hot. How hard could it be 🤷
/s
All units are made up to some extent. Things like oz vs cups vs pints vs quarts vs gallons absolutely drives me up the wall. Let's not even talk about things like using cups as a unit of measurement for flour...
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
Lmao nice bait
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 48d
You just need to play some tunes from the ultimate poopin' sound track: https://youtu.be/hT7x1NvGf5k
OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 3 pts · 47d
I thought 130° was the angle as it didn't mention what unit the meme was using.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
Kelvin
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 47d
I've worked events for a while now.
A fair few people have sex in these
Also they do drugs in them, nowt like snorting coke off a key with a side of fecal matter
SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
Excuse me, but it's called a Turdis
ryan213@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 48d
You guys call them that?! We call them Porta-Potty in Canada. Lol
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 47d
We call them Dixie's in The Netherlands.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 47d
Good name for a disgusting shithole (Dixie is a nickname for southern part of America that fought a war to maintain slavery)
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 47d
Yeah they can eat shit.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 47d
also a college in utah named in 1923 (renamed recently, but everyone there still calls it Dixie College). it's hard for me not to think of that place as a shithole too, but they do have some nice national parks. and one nice state park. and one really weird and neat private park that's worth visiting if you're ever in Salt Lake City.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
Same in the Midwestern US
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 47d
portajohn, portalet, portapotty, mobile turd station, backup shitter, we have a lot of names for 'em in california
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 47d
I think they might be brand names?