Trump drops unintentionally risque ‘threesome’ quip about himself, his sons and nation’s top military honor
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-eric-don-jr-threesome-b3007067.html
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Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 69 pts · 34d
I don't think this was "unintentional". He wants to fuck his kids.
marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today · 34 pts · 34d
Have you seen Eric Trump? No human being wants to fuck that.
I mean seriously I'm not one to usually body shame but even with plastic surgery it's not great to look at.
vivi@slrpnk.net · 29 pts · 34d
Here's the original image before being altered
Carighan@piefed.world · 11 pts · 34d
When the other comment confirmed the first image was doctored I didn't imagine the real one looked basically just as bad. 😆
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 34d
sen@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 34d
Pedophile lips
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 33d
Zahille7@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 34d
Holy shit that's what he actually used to look like? The other comment was right that's a walking naked mole rat
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 34d
I hate having to sound like I'm defending him, but I'm 90% certain the left image is a Photoshop job. The only other source I can find this picture on is from an article on a dubious SEO-spam website.
The rest of the pictures of Eric when he was younger aren't great, he still looks like a goober, just not this bad.
luthis@lemmy.nz · 10 pts · 34d
Yeah it's pretty obvious, the eyes are way too small
marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 34d
Literally ripped straight from an article on his 'glow up' from a teenage 80's movie villain to an adult 80's movie villain. No edits at all. I mean the article might've edited it but I remember everyone making fun of his hair and buck teeth back in 2016 so I don't know why they would edit those features to be even worse.
Zahille7@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 34d
He looks like he constantly shoved his face up against a window and slowly slid down it as a baby all through to his adult life.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 34d
He looks like the Skyrim CC messed up cycling between Breton and Dark Elf.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 34d
Naked mole rat ass looking mf
gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d
Is that a real “before’ pic of him?
Edit: Okay, I had to look up what he really looked like when he was younger. Well played, internet stranger.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 34d
And you believe that image is real lol
Aatube@piefed.social · 15 pts · 34d
"it always starts as 'it's just a joke guys'"
kurmudgeon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 34d
Might as well. Trump already raped actual kids. Might as well rape the ones that he created that still act like children.
Wytch@lemmy.zip · 61 pts · 34d
Every time this fucker says "I'm allowed to" I want to throw up
azimir@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 34d
He sounds just like a four year old bragging about rudely taking something from someone and then proudly declaring that they're allowed to.
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 34 pts · 34d
Maeve@kbin.earth · 30 pts · 34d
It's even funnier because "neither of whom have served in the military, like him." 💥👏👏👏
Aatube@piefed.social · 5 pts · 34d
certified_expert@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d
Wait. That's what he said? Hahahaha, how dumb do you have to be...
NM_Gringo@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 34d
Dementia Man doesn't know what day it is. So who is asking for the names of all our intelligence assets and why?
kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 34d
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 34d
A pedophile rapist senior citizen said he wanted a threesome with his two adult sons.
That's not "risque," it's fucking putrid.
ef9357@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 33d
I always figured his relationships with his children were transactional.
There’s no end to Donny’s depravity.
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 34d
Seriously though, how do people serving in the military feel about handing their highest honor to capt bonespurs, beavis and butthead? Anyone know a guy who knows?
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 34d
How diplomatic! What a statesman! /s
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 33d
Wait, there's no woman? It's just him fucking his sons?
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 34d
Shine a flashlight in one of his ears and you'll see light coming out of the other.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id · 3 pts · 34d
No light could possibly penetrate that murk.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 33d
Hey look, distraction!