Back in medieval times, there were once few sects like Hutterites practicing what Jesus had preached, most notably separation of church and state, and also communal living.
One can easily guess what happened to some of them. 🌚
Once Saul the pharisee started publishing his hot takes it was down hill after that. then the council of nicaea got a bunch of powerful dudes together and they decided what was and wasn't convenient. now we have hot water garbage thats able to freely and EASILY use the bible to do andichrist activities.
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ivan@piefed.social · 42 pts · 33d
Back in medieval times, there were once few sects like Hutterites practicing what Jesus had preached, most notably separation of church and state, and also communal living.
One can easily guess what happened to some of them. 🌚
Erusset@slrpnk.net · 29 pts · 33d
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 33d
And how are their families holding up?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 33d
thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 32d
Stinkywizzleteats@piefed.social · 9 pts · 33d
Once Saul the pharisee started publishing his hot takes it was down hill after that. then the council of nicaea got a bunch of powerful dudes together and they decided what was and wasn't convenient. now we have hot water garbage thats able to freely and EASILY use the bible to do andichrist activities.
deathmetal27@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 33d
Technically nobody knows what Jesus looked like.
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 33d
Certainly not like a Scandinavian.
Probably more like a brown Palestinian man.
ramble81@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 33d
This is more likely what he looked like, but it doesn’t match “Supply Side Jesus” teachings.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 33d
So like Ka$h Patel, without the googly eyes?
lobut@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 33d
I was thinking it looked a bit like Nish Kumar.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 32d
I dont think it matches the Shroud of Turin
vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 31d
Idk if this is a joke but that's both proven and obviously fake.
DupaCycki@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 32d
PugJesus@piefed.social · 4 pts · 33d
Short hair would have been unusual in the time and period, though, unless you were a filthy R*man sympathizer!
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 33d
In the 1950s there was a Christian movement to have artists correct all depictions of Jesus with a sensible crew cut.
I'm making that up, but it still could be true.
compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 33d
I think it’s the Seventh Day Adventists who still do it that way?
Hank Green had a good video on this a while back
https://youtu.be/9nPLAlqsWgM
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 33d
i found this one
on a podcast website
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
Andrew Callaghan?
Id believe it
snooggums@piefed.world · 5 pts · 33d
Mormons too
GoTeamBoobies@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 33d
Jesus has a hair part, where is yours?
snooggums@piefed.world · 3 pts · 33d
From the top of one ear to the top of the other!
alexquiniou@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 32d
Imagine JĂ©sus with brocoli hair and airpods.