I don't know why, but I love the idea of mundane magic.
"Here, take this talisman."
"This a brick."
"It's a composite talisman, made from the earth, containing countless microscopic crystals working in harmony and bound together with a purpose. Hold it like this. Now repeat the incantation I taught you and deliver the spell."
"Fuck you, Kevin, you cheating whore!" [Sound of glass shattering]
"Now run! We don't want to catch any counterspells."
"Wow, that was really effective. What if we had added a fire element."
13 Comments
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 51d
Some people claim they can be used in crosswalks to ward off collisions:
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 11 pts · 51d
It's a pedestrian support brick.
skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 51d
It’s super effective! Against emotional support vehicles (ESVs)
far_university1990@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 49d
Also against supportive union vehicle (SUV)
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 27 pts · 51d
You laugh but a house made of these will protect against wolves
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 51d
I smell bacon
ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 51d
Doesn't matter, you can't get to it
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 51d
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 51d
I don't know why, but I love the idea of mundane magic.
"Here, take this talisman."
"This a brick."
"It's a composite talisman, made from the earth, containing countless microscopic crystals working in harmony and bound together with a purpose. Hold it like this. Now repeat the incantation I taught you and deliver the spell."
"Fuck you, Kevin, you cheating whore!" [Sound of glass shattering]
"Now run! We don't want to catch any counterspells."
"Wow, that was really effective. What if we had added a fire element."
"Now you're thinking like a witch!"
Smaile@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 51d
i need to get myself a harmony rock come to think of it.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d
Bullets are actually polycrystalline
trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 48d
Yeah, I also saw Obsession.
pedrobear@altgag.net · -5 pts · 50d
To that dude in the pic: