I relate to this one, like half of the posts or comments I make are edited because i just always find a way to forget something or make a spelling error lol
brains on autopilot
I relate to this one, like half of the posts or comments I make are edited because i just always find a way to forget something or make a spelling error lol
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Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 133 pts · 57d
You can tell it's real by the different font sizes
uin@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 57d
Or it could be stitched together
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 57d
The iMessage app would still have the same font size throughout scrolling.
fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 56d
Crop two pics into not the same size then resize the lower one so it fits the same width. Idk, seems plausible.
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 71 pts · 57d
super cool post
zloubida@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 57d
Super cool comment lowleveldata
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social · 8 pts · 57d
Super cool comment zloubida
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 59 pts · 57d
I fumbled a threesome like this. I was balls to the wall fucked up on a green dragon tincture, three droppers full. I got a pic from two acquaintances kissing and was like "damn, seems like you both are having fun". Wasn't until later that that someone told me what they were trying to do. Even later on I found out I may or may not be autistic.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 57d
I dunno man, I've watched too many movies where a couple of hotties seduce a dude and then it turns into horror. Don't rule out that the acquaintances were just messing with you.
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 9 pts · 57d
In this situation nah because a woman I started dating briefly around that time told me
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler She had a threesome with one of the two women in the photo and another guy. Basically, this chick had a kink for dominating other women, watching and encouraging while they got fucked etc. :::
Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 57d
Remember, leave your money and cards at home. Just in case.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 56d
It’s okay man maybe they were trying to entrap you in a rape case
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 56d
Wtf lol
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 56d
Hey you never know you may have dodged a bullet. You won’t ever catch me getting entrapped im too smart for the female population
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 4 pts · 56d
when you say "im too smart for the female population", you're basically just saying that you're never getting laid, right?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 56d
Pretty sure that's what they meant and also that it was a joke
TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 2 pts · 55d
Does that mean I might still have chance with the female population?
morrowind@lemmy.ml · 33 pts · 57d
Fellas help me out with that Lemmyrizz, what is the appropriate response if a girl sends you this
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 64 pts · 57d
"I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
Btw, nice tits"
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 57d
100%
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 35 pts · 57d
"Better switch to a messaging app with end-to-end encryption if you want to share pictures like this https://signal.org/install"
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 57d
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 57d
Absurd could be taken the wrong way though
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 57d
"The back of your head is ridiculous!"
Leg@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 57d
Let your eyeballs pop out of your head, your tongue unfurl onto the floor, your heart beat through your chest and spring back inside, all while either howling, whistling, or going with the classic "YEAH, BABY!"
This has worked for me literally every single time.
papalonian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 57d
I usually drop to my hands and knees, panting with my tongue out and banging a fist on the floor.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 57d
You say 'hubba hubba'.
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 57d
Tasteful bulge pic. No shirt, boxer briefs with an obvious half chub.
Unless they have a great sense of humor, then it's the opposite. Donald Ducking with a throbbing erection and a thumbs up.
I also like to do dick cleavage. Pull boxers down so the base of the shaft is showing.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 57d
Pro-tip for the final stages: most phones can do slow-mo for any grand moments you'd like to capture.
I don't normally share my secret recipes.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 7 pts · 57d
Are you referencing the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver's Last Week Tonight that gets brought up with every duck story (last time with the Reflecting Pool)?
::: spoiler Cartoon NSFW
:::
Yes, drakes do have corkscrew penises
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 57d
Surely that isn't anatomically accurate, is it?
Also, do ducks even have balls?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 7 pts · 57d
No, it isn't. Ducks usually have smaller eyeballs and no clothes. Their testicles are internal and the featherless penis is pink, thinner and more twisted (but can be as long as the rest of the body).
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 56d
Bridget?
Bridget?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 7 pts · 57d
Yes, the pic is after some reflection but that's not a big issue, it can be flipped digitally
Prathas@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 57d
This feels like the start to the movie Obsession.
nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 55d
What's the problem?