Here is what Salty Fox said about him:
Today we celebrate three years of this tiny wanted criminal.
Name: Miko
Aliases: The Sand Goblin, probably Satan, demon child, sour patch kid
Charges include:
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Disturbing the peace.
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Excessive screaming.
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Theft of snacks.
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Assault with tiny feet.
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Public indecency (he has absolutely no shame).
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Tax evasion. (Probably.)
Despite weighing less than a bag of sugar, Miko firmly believes he runs this sanctuary... and honestly, we're too scared to tell him otherwise.
He wakes up every morning and chooses violence... then five minutes later curls up like the sweetest angel you've ever seen, convincing everyone he's innocent.
His ears can hear a treat bag open from three counties away, but somehow he still can't hear the word "no."
Miko was our very first fennec fox, and while he has significantly reduced our hearing, our patience, and possibly our sanity... he has completely stolen our hearts.
Happy 3rd Birthday to the world's loudest, sassiest, most overconfident little desert fox.
18 Comments
ickplant@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 63d
Streeeeeeetch
HisThiccness@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 63d
Those ears. 😍
BCsven@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 63d
WHAT?
ickplant@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 63d
THOSE EARS!
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 63d
Fennec fox are so anime irl.
fireweed@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 63d
Opened the text box hoping for more context on Miko, instead received another photo. Opened the comments to continue search for more context, received yet another photo. 10/10 would be bamboozled again.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 63d
Here is what Salty Fox said about him:
Today we celebrate three years of this tiny wanted criminal.
Name: Miko
Aliases: The Sand Goblin, probably Satan, demon child, sour patch kid
Charges include:
Disturbing the peace.
Excessive screaming.
Theft of snacks.
Assault with tiny feet.
Public indecency (he has absolutely no shame).
Tax evasion. (Probably.)
Despite weighing less than a bag of sugar, Miko firmly believes he runs this sanctuary... and honestly, we're too scared to tell him otherwise.
He wakes up every morning and chooses violence... then five minutes later curls up like the sweetest angel you've ever seen, convincing everyone he's innocent.
His ears can hear a treat bag open from three counties away, but somehow he still can't hear the word "no."
Miko was our very first fennec fox, and while he has significantly reduced our hearing, our patience, and possibly our sanity... he has completely stolen our hearts.
Happy 3rd Birthday to the world's loudest, sassiest, most overconfident little desert fox.
fireweed@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 63d
The context was worth it!
ickplant@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 63d
You are 100% right. I added it to the text box.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 63d
Miko does look salty as fuck. Why, Miko so salty?
iocase@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 62d
I whispered "happy birthday Miko"
I'm sure he heard me all the way over here
ManixT@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 62d
Your content on Lemmy is so great and appreciated ❤️
ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 62d
Aww, thank you! I love posting all of these sweet animals, it brightens up my day, and then that gets passed on to Lemmings. Win win!
DampCanary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 63d
cartoonishly mischievous eyes
probable_possum@leminal.space · 3 pts · 63d
He can hear your thoughts and he seems disappointed. Or are my thoughts the reason?
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 2 pts · 62d
very nice. very cute silly goober. :p
Aielman15@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 62d
I would let this wanted criminal steal my heart.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 62d
Add that to the already respectably long list of charges.