The Shake™

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23 Comments

Pandantic@midwest.social · 15 pts · 50d (2 replies)

Ah yes, the two genders:

  • Chocolate
  • Vanilla
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d (1 reply)

I identify as mint.

Pandantic@midwest.social · 2 pts · 47d

We as a large shake corporation will only sell you in June and will pretend you dont exist the other 11 months.

adarza@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 50d

the amounts of vitamins and minerals added are slightly different between 'genders', even between same flavours, of this grossly-overpriced 'weight loss shake'.

MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 50d (7 replies)

I wonder what happens if you eat both at once?

terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 10 pts · 50d

They have a strike team for that

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 50d (5 replies)

Bigender Shake

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 50d (2 replies)

is that unicode

Addition@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 50d

Gender Fluid?

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 49d

big ender shake
makes you teleport 500 meters

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 50d

You'll have your identity stolen from you, ground up, dehydrated, pulverized, and sold back to you on a big box store shelf.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 49d (3 replies)

why do people pay out the ass for food that would literally be used to show how dystopian a space civilization is?
like, the fact that there's an actual real company called "soylent" makes me want to eat nothing but home-grown vegetables for the rest of my life.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 49d

I don't pay out the ass for it, would certainly never buy this overpriced garbage, but I've ended up eating a lot of "space food" because I have pretty bad digestion issues and it's some of the only food I can eat that satisfies my daily nutritional requirements and does not hurt me after.

no idea why healthy people would do it tho, it generally sucks.

Zexks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d

Some people dont like the act of eating and all the time and effort needed to support it. Some people just want to add a couple of scoops of neutrients to a suspention medium and move on with their life.

commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 36d

I like soylent, and according to the guy who named it, in the book it's just a miracle food, not people.

Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 50d (1 reply)

Thats pretty expensive for protein, 35 usd for 15 servings is pretty small

Normal amount is usually around 25 to 30 servings for that price point

cheat700000007@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 50d

Yeah but this one has marketing

SomGye@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 50d

But… I thought society taught that women are more into chocolate! 🤯

Dojan@pawb.social · 3 pts · 50d

When you want vanilla but your shake needs a penis.

BillMurray@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 50d (1 reply)

Vanilla whey protein shakes blow chocolate out of the water.

FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org · 2 pts · 50d

Hard disagree. To me, a vanilla protein shake is just boring sweet milk.