Health yeating

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ivan@piefed.social · 182 pts · 54d (20 replies)

If one mashes bugs in blender rather than milk them - it ain't bug milk, it's bug juice.

renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone · 58 pts · 54d (7 replies)

mmmm beetlejuice

wuffah@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 54d (6 replies)

Shhh! Don’t say his name! You don’t want his help, trust me.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 54d (5 replies)

Whose name, Beetlejuice?

justaman123@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 54d (2 replies)

Did someone say Beetlejuice?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 54d

wuffah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 53d

mckean@programming.dev · 6 pts · 54d (1 reply)

what did you say his name was?

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 54d

Nope!

(Chuck Testa)

Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 54d (1 reply)

no, both juice and milk is extracting liquid from the product. here they add water. it's cold soup.

it's cold bug soup

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 54d

Depends how good the blender is, if a lot of solids remain it's more of a stew

JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 54d (1 reply)

But when nuts do it then it's milk. The double standards of milk smh

Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 54d

I dunno, I milk my nuts all the time.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 54d (2 replies)

It's a bug smoothie. It would be juice if they separated the pulp and squeezed it to remove all the liquid

nickiwest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 54d (1 reply)

That definition is not accurate in all parts of the world.

I was shocked upon arrival in Colombia when they asked if I wanted my juice in water or in milk. Here, they throw the whole fruit in the blender and dilute the pulp with water or milk to make the right consistency of beverage.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 54d

That just sounds like a smoothie. I guess jugo can mean either juice or smoothie. Even if they said it in English, it could be a translation thing.

I'm pretty sure juice refers specifically to the liquid part, usually achieved by squeezing. There can be some pulp, but most of the solids are removed.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 54d (3 replies)

Beetlejuicing.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 53d (2 replies)

Beetlejuicing.

Localhorst86@feddit.org · 4 pts · 53d (1 reply)

Beetlejuicing

Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 53d

FFS guys a huge beetle just appeared next to me and it's milking itself...

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 54d

Bug juice!

A true life adventure!

Bug Juice!

Real kids, making friends, at summer camp.

I didn't even watch the show but this comment unlocked this memory.

baines@lemmy.cafe · 58 pts · 54d (2 replies)

what a morning to have eyes

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 54d

😵

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 53d

It's our fault for being sighted, really

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 53 pts · 54d (2 replies)

That's your body healing, just continue doing it

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 18 pts · 54d

Its the toxins coming out of you.

inari@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 54d

Classic carnivore advice

Th4tGuyII@fedia.io · 44 pts · 54d (4 replies)

What do you think are the chance that they cooked these insects first?

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 57 pts · 54d (1 reply)

Exactly, they’re just asking for problems if they haven’t pasteurized their bug milk.

justaman123@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 54d

Smdh these kids and there raw bug milk. Pasteurization was good enough for me, it outghta be good enough for everyone

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 53d

But then you'll destroy all the vitamins!

cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 54d

If you use a vitamix you can use the speed of the blades to cook it.

They didn't.

iocase@lemmy.zip · 35 pts · 54d (23 replies)

Have you tried blending them with fermented piss instead of water? It might also help to drip aged urine in your eyes to detoxify your body.

/s if it wasn't blatantly obvious

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 54d (2 replies)

Thanks, RFK

iocase@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 54d (1 reply)

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 54d

Nevah go that way!

...

...that way leads straight to the castle...

testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 54d (14 replies)
notabot@piefed.social · 8 pts · 54d (1 reply)

WT...and I cannot emphasise this enough...F??

There were no other reported cases of intravenous semen injection found across the medical literature. A broader search of internet sites and forums found no documentation of semen injection for back pain treatment or otherwise.

That, at least, is something of a relief.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 53d

Wait until RFK jr. hears about that.

Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 54d (10 replies)

What the....how does one even come to such an idea? And after that hurdle he still did it, thinking it might work? People....

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 13 pts · 54d (5 replies)

Some people are mentally ill in a way people can at least vaguely grasp

Some people are mentally ill in a way where they inject their own cum into their spines. I'm feeling grateful for which mental illness I was given right now 😅

cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 54d (2 replies)

You know Mr. Spinecum makes at least six figures, though.

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 54d (1 reply)

Me, unemployed: is it too late to request a different kind of mental illness??

Not actually tho, I don't want cum in my spine

cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 54d

All you need is a rock and a little determination, and you too can be a valued member of society!

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 54d

into their spines

Intravenous. And i don't want to read, what it did to him.

Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 53d

True. Those kind of delusions can be very dangerous. I mean, all mental disorders are bad, but some are really destructive AND give you the sense of intellectual superiority, so that critique can never touch you. Deadly combination...

atomicorange@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 54d (3 replies)

Feels like an extension of the testosterone worshipping semen retaining nofap types. To quote Dr Strangelove: “Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women,… but I do deny them my essence.”

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 53d (1 reply)

That was Jack D Ripper, Dr Strangelove was the movie.

atomicorange@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 53d

Yeah im quoting the movie

Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 53d

People do weird and strange things. And I'm already weird and strange...

cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 54d

He came in his own spine?

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 8 pts · 54d (3 replies)

Read the /s too late, my eyes burn.

iocase@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 54d (2 replies)

Oh no sweaty... Did you ferment it for long enough? It should make your 15 cats gag when you open the bottle

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 5 pts · 54d (1 reply)

Ah... I see the problem... Only 14 of my cats gagged. There was still one that didn't. I guess it wasn't fermented enough... I'll be more careful next time rubs eyes while sobbing

iocase@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 54d

It sounds like it's almost ready sweaty 🥰😘 just give it a few more weeks in direct sunlight during this heat dome and it'll be perfect 😍🎉🥳

cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 54d

Please delete that. I want this to happen.

Janx@piefed.social · 26 pts · 54d (1 reply)

These people vote.

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 54d

who knows, mabye they're too busy with having diarrhea.

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 54d (2 replies)

Can we just turn the internet off now?

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 6 pts · 54d (1 reply)

So you know the thing where people type "lol" but they don't give a mild chuckle let alone actually laugh?

Your comment did it, I genuinely started laughing at my phone. Thx.

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 53d

<3

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 19 pts · 54d (1 reply)

A horrible day to have eyes

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 54d

Wouldn't have been so bad if we were illiterate.

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 54d (1 reply)

What a horrible day to be able to read.

cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 54d

This was beautiful.

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 53d

If it's good for a carnivorous lion to grow up strong enough to beat his evil uncle, why not me?

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 9 pts · 54d

the sound of oatmeal being pushed through a leafblower-RFK jr voice

I will say I'm intrigued by this dietary idea but I'll add my own spin on this. The bacteria that live within us are alive and well, so much so that they are us. We are just an avatar to these marvellous creatures.

Wouldn't it then logically follow that it's more beneficiary for us to ingest these bugs in a live state?

Now I can already hear the sceptics "but RFK, what about the roadkill you eat? Aren't those dead?".

Fair point, let's ask the larvae.

Sceptics, ...heh makes me wonder,...septic tics? Anyone?

scytale@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 54d

Healthy eating? More like health yeating.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 53d

Bug milk has all the essential nutrients you need to grow a strong carapace

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 8 pts · 54d (1 reply)

Gotta be picky about your bugs and not use any of the poisonous ones.

bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 53d

I only eat the green ones. It's quite the hassle to sort them but I just really don't like the red and blue ones.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 4 pts · 53d (3 replies)

While i'm technically not vegan, I don't eat meat. How do y'all vegans feel about this?

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 53d

Bugs are animals, so vegans are against eating bugs. Also, there's oat milk, soy milk, cashew milk, rice milk, and many, many other plant milks available if you don't want animal milk.

Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 53d (1 reply)

I'm mostly vegetarian but I've eaten bigs a few times. Supposedly would be quite good for the environment if we would eat them more.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 53d

I'm pretty much living off of plant based meat and cheese. I do eat regular cheese though and eggs.

webp@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 54d

Health yeeting

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 53d (2 replies)

This is sound medical advice if your colera is high, but too little colera and you'll end up melancholic.

Everything in proportion and moderation in all things.

lucullus@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 53d (1 reply)

I never thought, that I might need a certain level of cholera to not feel melancholic XD

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 53d

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humorism

Due to access, there's a fairly popular movement around alternate medical treatment and kind of old folk remedies.

Loce@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 54d (1 reply)

I don't know how, but somehow I can imagine the taste.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 53d

I mean, we've all accidentally eaten a bug before.

epicthundercat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 54d (1 reply)

Have we reached this level in our dystopia already?

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 53d

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