The Nutty Putty Gambit

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Asetru@feddit.org · 47 pts · 50d (25 replies)

Is that... Saddam Hussein?

wetsoggybread@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 50d (20 replies)

Close, its related to the nutty putty cave rescue in which John Jones fell head first into a hole while cave crawling, got stuck, and couldn't be rescued and died stuck upside down

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 50d (2 replies)

Guy gets trapped and dies in a horrifying way.

ifunny.c🙂

Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 4 pts · 49d (1 reply)

Welcome to the internet.

RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 48d

Have a look around

victorz@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 50d (7 replies)

Goddammit this comes back to haunt me like once a year, I swear.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 50d (6 replies)

First time I heard about it a few years ago I couldn't stop thinking about it for like a week. It was his fault, he used very bad judgement, but nobody deserves to die in such a horrible way.

victorz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 50d

I think about his two kids and wife as well, since I have a family of my own. Poor wife also endures online harassment apparently, since she remarried. So cruel.

chunes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d (4 replies)

If it's any consolation, they managed to get an IV in his leg and got him some anxiety and pain meds to make it a little easier.

emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 49d (3 replies)

If they got to him before he died, why couldn't they pull him out?

chunes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 49d (2 replies)

This was his situation.

There wasn't enough room to pull him out, even with pulleys. IIRC, he died within about 36 hours so there wasn't enough time to drill him out or something like that.

toynbee@piefed.social · 1 pts · 45d

Assuming a lack of preexisting issues (which I feel safe assuming because a spelunker is probably either suicidal or fairly healthy), what would cause one to die in 36 hours? I recently referenced this in another comment, but I learned that one can survive three minutes without oxygen, three days without water, or three weeks without food. 36 hours doesn't align with any of that.

drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 19 pts · 50d (2 replies)

Cavers weird me out man. Its one thing to explore a cave you can walk around in, but like why go through passage that's barely big enough to fit through on your stomach?

Admetus@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 50d (1 reply)

He went the wrong way thinking it was a mapped area that involved a narrow passageway to a larger space. So you can go with confidence knowing there's an out.

Trouble is, he falsely identified and went down the wrong passageway, and moreover slid too far in.

mysticpickle@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 50d

No only that but he was way too big to be navigating those passages in the first place. Just a lot of bone headed decisions made by that guy.

toynbee@piefed.social · 6 pts · 50d (4 replies)

"Close"?

schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 50d

In the same category of 'Guy is underground and is going to die soon'

wetsoggybread@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 50d (1 reply)

It's a body underground innit?

Saapas@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 50d

So is my gramps but not really close to that

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 50d

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 50d

Thanks for the nightmare fuel

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 50d

I think it's that guy that climbed into a cave in a space that he could not be extracted from.

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 50d (2 replies)

This was a trial hiding spot

DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 50d (1 reply)

The trial did not go well.

wetsoggybread@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d

Trial period went so well he decided to stay forever

DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 50d (1 reply)

This is my bishop-hole

It was dug for me

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 50d

Drr drrr drrr

defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 50d

So Saddam died from playing chess.

Delphon@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 50d

This post is traumatizing

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 50d (1 reply)

That's the flogged bishop's pee hole.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d

All you had to do was not say that you know

schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 50d (3 replies)

Are we asking the wrong questions here? Should we ask instead why the bishop is shaped like a butt plug?

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 7 pts · 50d (2 replies)

religion

schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 50d (1 reply)

... For thine is the kingdom and the power, and the glory, forever and ever.

Anal.

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 50d

thigh kingdom cum

thighs and the buns

anal

IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 50d (2 replies)

its the hat that Catholic Bishops wear

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 50d

Compensating much?

flandish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 50d

a mitre, iirc. miter. mitre? maytyre? who knows.

itrealgood@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 50d
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kubica@fedia.io · 2 pts · 50d

I thought it was screaming, and for a moment it made sense.