Is it because you are the heater that forces me to move and turn in bed like a rotisserie chicken? Or because I am a sleep walker who on good days just moves and turns like a rotisserie chicken?
i always try to convince my partner to sleep with no blankets so that in the morning it's cold and we have to snuggle together for warmth. best cuddles of my life
14 Comments
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 27d
You had me at rotisserie chicken.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 27d
I, too, like it when people bring a sort of rotisserie chicken.
mr_account@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 27d
A little too hot, and extremely greasy
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 27d
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 27d
I get really sore if I'm in one position for too long and it constantly sabotages my cuddle time... Just another way my damn body hates me.
BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 27d
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 26d
The lady, the cat, the dog, the other cat... everyone wants to sidle up to the radiator
Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 27d
So truuuuuuue
I also get so restless but I don't want to wake them up :/
mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 27d
POV: you have sleep apnea (maybe)
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 26d
Is it because you are the heater that forces me to move and turn in bed like a rotisserie chicken? Or because I am a sleep walker who on good days just moves and turns like a rotisserie chicken?
Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org · 1 pts · 25d
I think he's the skewer that impales the c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶ person.
cyclonedusk@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 26d
The bed is too damn hot.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 27d
Me IRL 🥲
tyranny@crazypeople.online · 4 pts · 26d
i always try to convince my partner to sleep with no blankets so that in the morning it's cold and we have to snuggle together for warmth. best cuddles of my life
KenOh@feddit.online · 3 pts · 27d
I think about this meme a lot. I'm glad I found it again
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
This is the song and video that plays in their head when they sleep (source: I spin like a ceiling fan in my sleep)
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 25d