c/onehundredninetysix · by A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 39d

mfw I woke up and Lindsey Graham didn't

"Why was he such a POS do you think?"

"The same reason he went to Mexico every year to suck the blood from goats. For kicks."

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LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 39d (2 replies)

hurry up mitch mcconnell

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 39d

So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale
unites the human race

[...]

No saviour from on high delivers
No faith have we in prince or peer
Their own right hand the chain must shiver
Bound of hatred, greed and fear
Before the thief will out with their booty
And give to all a happier lot.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 38d

mitch mcconnel sucked the life force out of lindsey. knew he was a lich, and Elaine chao suddenly appear by his beside in a photo op. somehow he still alive.

homes@piefed.world · 34 pts · 39d (8 replies)

The alert on my phone woke me up, but the grogginess from sleep and the lack of my glasses caused my brain to read “Mitch McConnell has died”, so I sat up and was like, “I KNEW IT!”

So I grabbed my phone and put on my glasses, and saw that it was Lindsay Graham, and thought “Eh… almost as good”. Then I made myself some coffee.

akwd169@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 39d (7 replies)

You get notifications on your phone, out loud, while your sleeping, regarding politics?

homes@piefed.world · 2 pts · 39d (6 replies)

alerts were going off for hours, even past when my sleep-mode switches off. there were, like, 10+ of them going all the way back to 2:35am

akwd169@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 39d (5 replies)

Because a senator died? How come that's so important to you?

Just curiousity not criticism

Edit: I was thinking of the wrong person

homes@piefed.world · 2 pts · 39d (4 replies)

what are you talking about?

akwd169@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 39d (3 replies)

Oh I misremebered who lindsey graham was

I dont know anything about them then, so I dont know why they are a bad person

If you dont mind explaining...

Edit: though I am reading his wiki page as we speak and he already seems like a POS

homes@piefed.world · 0 pts · 39d (2 replies)

I do, actually. I'm not here to educate you on who a pretty famous (and famously shitty) person happens to be, especially when you could very easily look up one of the literally thousands of articles dominating the news today. I suggest you educate yourself-- a habit I wish more people would practice.

akwd169@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 39d

I literally said im reading about him already

You couldve just said hes an anti LGBTQ+ rights

Instead you wrote a paragraph about me being uneducated

Im not from the US moron so im not obsessed with your politics to the point of being woken up in the night by news articles

Sorry I didnt reach the LGBTQ+ rights section of his wiki fast enough for you

Lastly I did not notice what community I was on, my mistake obviously

TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 39d

Well isn’t that an nice way to start the day!

rtxn@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 39d

In related news, a new public outhouse is soon opened.

Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 39d

Today shall be a good beer and a good joint day. When Mitch becomes "was" on Wikipedia it will be a champagne day :)

iamericandre@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 39d (2 replies)

Oh shit, I’m about to roll a blunt. Rest in piss LG!

ickplant@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 39d

Cheers!

Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 39d

Same, hell yeah

InputZero@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 39d

Oh, A_Union_of_Kobolds. Zombies can't die. This is some sort of scam. If he were dead, we would be hearing the sounds of children singing in the streets.

58008@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 38d (1 reply)

This post is how I found out 😆

It's hilarious that Joe Biden is giving eulogising statements about dead Republicans who are half his age and who complained about his oldness 😎

FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 38d

same lol it’s like how I learned about the queen dying all over again

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 39d

Graham Cracker time is over!

blady_blah@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 38d (3 replies)

I'm glad Lindsey Graham is dead. I'm sure Mitch McConnell will be next soon. It bugs me to no end that there is no karma and no justice for the horrors that these guys have contributed to the world. Fuck them and that all the ones coming after them.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 38d (2 replies)

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birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 37d (1 reply)

He's 84. Chances are that he'll die anyway within a few years...

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 36d

not if hes a lich.

EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 39d (2 replies)

Khamenei's death list -1 ?

Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 39d (1 reply)

Had a death note in his final hours XD

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 38d

elaine quickly took lindsey soul and gave it to MITCH.