Usually he sheepishly accepts with a soft jaw and walks over to his spot under the kitchen table where he'll lick it and savor it for a bit before he chomps down and eats the whole thing, and he's usually pretty good about cleaning up after himself.
But sometimes he takes it to-go, and starts chewing while he walks away.
That's when there's trouble. He's not very good at walking and chewing eggs at the same time.
There was a good long while when he'd try to take a drink of water from his bowl to-go, too. I dunno how he did it. I didn't think dogs were capable. But he'd just like get a slosh of water and hold it in his mouth and just let it leak out as he giddily pranced about the kitchen.
This is how the stray I took in let me know she preferred eating outside. She picked up her bowl in her teeth and left a trail of beef chunks across the house, carrying the bowl outside to her preferred spot. We've agreed on eating outside when it's nice and inside when it's wet.
Part of me wants to see a bird like souls boss, bit seeing how they made the bird like minor enemies in Elden Ring, I might actually rage quit a full on bird souls like boss xD
My favorite berry evolution trick is the mistletoe, where the berries make the poop sticky, so the birds will have to wipe their butts against tree trunks, and that's where the next one will grow.
I recently had a fairly invasive surgery - sufficiently so that they made me stay overnight to make sure I could walk afterwards.
During my recovery I was in a semi private room. The other occupant was named Bruce. I saw him walk to the bathroom once, but didn't see any more of him than his butt (because of hospital gowns) until we both left.
We talked a lot, though. He was almost exactly twice my age, so our views didn't perfectly align, but otherwise he was very nice.
edit: I couldn't say for certain what he was doing on the other side of the curtain but I never witnessed him eating berries or occupying a dome.
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synapse1278@lemmy.world · 92 pts · 47d
Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 77 pts · 47d
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 47d
Those berries never stood a chance
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 31 pts · 46d
That is a very big hole for the amount of splatter that occurs.
starik@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 46d
He’s very careful not to splatter that way.
halfapage@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 47d
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 25 pts · 47d
In case anyone still doubted that birds are modern day dinosaurs.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 47d
It's like when I give my dog a hardboiled egg and either he swallows it on one gulp or I find bits of yolk all over the house.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 47d
or they keep it in their mouth and find some safe place to destroy it and leave bits everywhere
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 46d
That's exactly what he does.
Usually he sheepishly accepts with a soft jaw and walks over to his spot under the kitchen table where he'll lick it and savor it for a bit before he chomps down and eats the whole thing, and he's usually pretty good about cleaning up after himself.
But sometimes he takes it to-go, and starts chewing while he walks away.
That's when there's trouble. He's not very good at walking and chewing eggs at the same time.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 46d
Dogs are the best.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 46d
There was a good long while when he'd try to take a drink of water from his bowl to-go, too. I dunno how he did it. I didn't think dogs were capable. But he'd just like get a slosh of water and hold it in his mouth and just let it leak out as he giddily pranced about the kitchen.
Dogs are the best.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 46d
This is how the stray I took in let me know she preferred eating outside. She picked up her bowl in her teeth and left a trail of beef chunks across the house, carrying the bowl outside to her preferred spot. We've agreed on eating outside when it's nice and inside when it's wet.
Sirdubdee@piefed.social · 19 pts · 46d
I imagine he plays Huey Lewis and the News while doing this?
Avicenna@programming.dev · 17 pts · 46d
Well Clarice. Have the berries stopped screaming yet?
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 47d
I like that you outlined the doorway for us.
victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d
lol I didn't notice that. Kind of weird.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 46d
The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 3 pts · 46d
I bet there's a second phase too!
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 46d
Part of me wants to see a bird like souls boss, bit seeing how they made the bird like minor enemies in Elden Ring, I might actually rage quit a full on bird souls like boss xD
architectonas@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 46d
Seeing this really gives you an idea of why berries evolved to have their seeds spread all around.
nailbar@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 46d
My favorite berry evolution trick is the mistletoe, where the berries make the poop sticky, so the birds will have to wipe their butts against tree trunks, and that's where the next one will grow.
architectonas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 45d
That's amazing, thanks for sharing!
JLock17@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 47d
Bruce consumes in the flesh dome
Miller@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 47d
You need a pulled apart Barbie doll in there.
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 47d
Cute dog
toynbee@piefed.social · 10 pts · 47d
I recently had a fairly invasive surgery - sufficiently so that they made me stay overnight to make sure I could walk afterwards.
During my recovery I was in a semi private room. The other occupant was named Bruce. I saw him walk to the bathroom once, but didn't see any more of him than his butt (because of hospital gowns) until we both left.
We talked a lot, though. He was almost exactly twice my age, so our views didn't perfectly align, but otherwise he was very nice.
edit: I couldn't say for certain what he was doing on the other side of the curtain but I never witnessed him eating berries or occupying a dome.
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 46d
Awww, that is lovely. I hope you and Bruce astound medical history with your recovery speeds. Their medical minds will look like a berry dome.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 46d
Khorne cares not from where the blood flows.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 45d
Scamming Khorne with berry juice.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 47d
It looks like cleanup after the merman in Cabin in the Woods!
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 45d
Should've called him Dexter
victorz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 46d
Dexter kill room.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 47d
Last name "Banner", by chance?
"Puny berry!" [Roaaaars]
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d
I would've gone with 'Lee'
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 46d
Ah, of course! Inventor and master of Tweet Kune Do! :D
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 46d
Note like the thunderdome... Good thing some red fruit was left or it would have looked like a dexter scene
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d
now teach him to do his own house cleaning
Kory@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 47d
What's wrong with his feet?
ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 47d
Excessive murder
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 47d
A lesson was learned.