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teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca · 102 pts · 47d (2 replies)

If you don't sin, he died for nothing

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 47d

This is the correct interpretation.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 46d

Giving Jesus sins to die for since 1998

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 45 pts · 47d (3 replies)

God invented sin, then made himself human in order to kill himself to save people from himself. Makes perfect sense.

Snailpick42@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 45d

The whole blood sacrifice thing is weird to me. Normal people just forgive others. Instead, this deity had to do everything you listed and take it to the extreme. People believe in stupid shit.

Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 46d (1 reply)

If you only think of jesus by the terms legalist define him.

In truth jesus was a liberator. He worked within judiusm to free the jews from toxic legalist practices. He attacked power and was murdered for it. His attacks were born of sold morality and acceptance. He believed in the good in people so much that he was willing to die for it.

When you submit to the legalist definition of jesus you miss him entirely.

Phantaloons@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 45d

If he existed, anyway

Cloaca@mtgzone.com · 37 pts · 46d (3 replies)

It was either sin, cos, or tan.

I always get the Holy Trigonometry mixed up though.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 46d (1 reply)

I think it's tan, which makes sense since the real God is the magnetic field of earth keeping us alive

diablomnky@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 46d

No, that's the Holy Spirit. God would be the dynamo mechanism in Earth's core that produces the magnetic field.

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 46d

Just remember SOHCAHTOA

Sin = opposite of holy spirit Cos = adjacent to holy spirit Tan = opposite over adjacent

Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 46d (3 replies)

Didn't the guys see all sins ever too be committed in that garden before he accepted death? Like, he saw you, high on meth, blowing it the fattest load from your twitching dick to horse porn, and still decided to die for our sins.

What an idiot.

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 46d (1 reply)

I don't think he's an idiot. I just think he's a voyeur and likes to watch. Came up with this whole 'Earth' thing just to satisfy his kinks.

Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 46d

Whoa that explains a bunch...

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 45d

If the Romans didn't do it then he'd have just killed himself after seeing that.

lectricleopard@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 46d

My shins...? Theyre doing just fine...

WereCat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 46d

Any powerscalers here? Who wouldd win? Jesus or Naruto?

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d

The authors shameless self insert, tho...

gnufuu@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 46d (1 reply)

That's crazy

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 46d

Nobody expected this.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 46d

He died for our delusions.

And airplanes for pastors.

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 46d

Ask this time people thought it said "sins" and now according to the Dead Sea Scrolls Twitter account it actually said "simps!"

christiangirlera@lemmy.zip · -9 pts · 46d (7 replies)
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hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 46d (2 replies)

Most of Lemmy doesn't care about religion(s) I think, but being against Christianity specifically is just more common in the western world, where it's the most common cult or set of cults, and fediverse is dominantly western

christiangirlera@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 46d (1 reply)
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MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org · 6 pts · 46d

I'm just happy you're here with us :)

CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 46d

but we also have some flaws

rmuk@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 46d

No-one criticised Christianity in this thread.

FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 46d

I am, can't trust a Christian as far as you can throw em

IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 45d

they are, soror