"are you a man or a woman?" 🙄

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26 Comments

stardustsystem@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 42d (1 reply)

"Which one has the feathers again?"

"My lawyer asked me not to answer that question"

and my personal favorite answer "Yes."

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 40d

"No"

Akido37@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 42d (1 reply)

lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 41d

Omg everyone really is fawning for Haaland

python@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 42d

My mom is a woman and my dad is a man, so I'm like.. mixed

verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 42d (2 replies)

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy,” is an absolutely delightful retort.

mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 42d (1 reply)

The source for those who don't know https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=py44k46RR_0

0ops@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 42d

Huh, could've sworn that was from some classic cartoon, like loony toons or something. I'm probably just wrong

tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 42d

"I have no recollection"

Mohkia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 42d (1 reply)

I used "something like that." first time someone questioned me.

alapakala@quokk.au · 4 pts · 42d

Why other partner (doesn't use social media as much) lit. said:

you serious rn. I told you I’m busy. when I am out, you will hear a big ∗flush∗.

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 11 pts · 42d (1 reply)

I was, but changed idea just before birth.

Fun fact, it's somewhat true. The ultrasound scans my mother took to find out how I was during pregnancy were very clear about my sex, so clear that everyone was surprised when I was born and was... something different. I left the hospital in the "wrong" clothes.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 41d

that is some bullshit 😡

alapakala@quokk.au · 8 pts · 42d (2 replies)

streetz:

  • “badge, number, and registration”
  • “in ur funeral”
  • “look what the floor just dragged.”
  • “You see this?🤜💥”
  • “🤜🦵🦶💥💢💫🔪”
phanto@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 42d (1 reply)

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alapakala@quokk.au · 4 pts · 42d

NaN

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 42d

What are you, a cop

compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 42d

Omg I’m stealing these

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 41d

"Sometimes" is a favorite of mine.

hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 42d

Shhhhh... spoilers

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 42d

haha sometimes

HerbGrower@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 42d

If you find out please let me know

kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 42d (1 reply)
AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 41d

Not found :(

turdburglar@piefed.social · 3 pts · 42d

yes, thank you. you’re too kind.

pega_sus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11d

"Are you a man or woman?" I'm polish

"Whats in your pants?" Pierogis

"Why is your voice so deep?" I smoke