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17 Comments

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 45d (1 reply)

Moose are herbivores, correct? So would it be fine to feed it Mitch McConnell since he's probably a vegetable now?

Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 45d

No, that disease-ridden varmint would make the majestic beast sick. I want to harvest a moose in the future, and knowing there's a chance of the Turtle-Taint somewhere in the wild would make me paranoid.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 25 pts · 45d

If you give a moose a muffin

Cenotaph@mander.xyz · 21 pts · 45d (1 reply)

Except then a bunch of people come in with guns and kill the moose because it's become a danger to humans

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 45d

Unless, of course, the moose feeds the humans first.

ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 45d

I better feed it before it gets angry at me for not feeding it

/s

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 45d

So, carry food in case one demands it. Pass the buck onto the next hiker.

altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 45d (7 replies)

There is something that feels incorrect about using another being as a device to hurt other people and take responsibility while you can hurt people yourself.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 45d (4 replies)

Wait untill you hear about armies.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 45d (1 reply)

I control my armies. And my leggies.

Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 45d

A joke my greatuncle once told me:

"Where did Napoleon keep his Armies?

In his Sleevies!

Where did Stalin keep his Armies?

Poland"

altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 45d (1 reply)

Ew!

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 45d

I'm imagining someone going, "Ew! It's socialism is infested with authoritarian, hierarchical, classism. So gross."

ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 45d

Fo real tho? I am gonna plant a mine in my local highway because I hate people kinda behavior. Just kill someone you know nothing about in a horrible way. Could even end up being yourself or someone you know and love.

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d

Sounds like religion.

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 5 pts · 45d

Get pranked!!!

saturn57@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 44d

Red button vs Blue button