No, that disease-ridden varmint would make the majestic beast sick. I want to harvest a moose in the future, and knowing there's a chance of the Turtle-Taint somewhere in the wild would make me paranoid.
There is something that feels incorrect about using another being as a device to hurt other people and take responsibility while you can hurt people yourself.
Fo real tho? I am gonna plant a mine in my local highway because I hate people kinda behavior. Just kill someone you know nothing about in a horrible way. Could even end up being yourself or someone you know and love.
17 Comments
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 45d
Moose are herbivores, correct? So would it be fine to feed it Mitch McConnell since he's probably a vegetable now?
Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 45d
No, that disease-ridden varmint would make the majestic beast sick. I want to harvest a moose in the future, and knowing there's a chance of the Turtle-Taint somewhere in the wild would make me paranoid.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 25 pts · 45d
If you give a moose a muffin
Cenotaph@mander.xyz · 21 pts · 45d
Except then a bunch of people come in with guns and kill the moose because it's become a danger to humans
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 45d
Unless, of course, the moose feeds the humans first.
ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 45d
I better feed it before it gets angry at me for not feeding it
/s
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 45d
So, carry food in case one demands it. Pass the buck onto the next hiker.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 45d
There is something that feels incorrect about using another being as a device to hurt other people and take responsibility while you can hurt people yourself.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 45d
Wait untill you hear about armies.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 45d
I control my armies. And my leggies.
Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 45d
A joke my greatuncle once told me:
"Where did Napoleon keep his Armies?
In his Sleevies!
Where did Stalin keep his Armies?
Poland"
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 45d
Ew!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 45d
I'm imagining someone going, "Ew! It's socialism is infested with authoritarian, hierarchical, classism. So gross."
ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 45d
Fo real tho? I am gonna plant a mine in my local highway because I hate people kinda behavior. Just kill someone you know nothing about in a horrible way. Could even end up being yourself or someone you know and love.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d
Sounds like religion.
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 5 pts · 45d
Get pranked!!!
saturn57@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 44d
Red button vs Blue button