Imagine getting assigned Kash Patel at the handler academy. Everyone else gets these super cool ones and you get that.
Then he keeps showing up in your personal life, but everyone tells you to be nice because he's like the idiot runt, but all your handler buddies still give you shit at weekend BBQs.
And it's right before the midterm elections Trump is determined to rig and steal. So Kash is probably going over there to advise the FSB and GRU to play fair and not interfere.
Didn't Lindsey Graham go to Russia for the 4th last year? Politico is kind of saying that Lindsay died not soon after a bill was agreed upon to put sanctions on Russia. I guess put it on the pile.
Lindsey Graham went to Russia. Soon after he returned to the US, his, uh, career took a nosedive. Perhaps Patel will find himself with a new career path, too?
32 Comments
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 104 pts · 35d
May he stand next to many openable windows
CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 35d
Windows are actually not the most dangerous part. Many a people ended up falling - believe it or not - DIRECTLY on Polonium bullets. Go figure!
SGGeorwell@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 35d
This is major fucking news. What business could he possibly have there? Maybe they told him the bourbon is amazing.
Lexam@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 35d
This is very insensitive. He's attending his handler's wedding. This should be a thing of joy and you people just want to make it about conspiracies.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 35d
Imagine getting assigned Kash Patel at the handler academy. Everyone else gets these super cool ones and you get that.
Then he keeps showing up in your personal life, but everyone tells you to be nice because he's like the idiot runt, but all your handler buddies still give you shit at weekend BBQs.
dellish@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 34d
Care to name some of the "super cool" ones? As far as I can tell the targets are all fucking idiots.
adarza@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 35d
my guess is he's delivering intel to assist with russian hacking of the midterm elections
stumu415@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 35d
Russia = Vodka
Sludgehammer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 35d
Firmware update and hardware maintenance.
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 34d
I could see him falling for Russian “bourbon” after being lulled into a Russian “club” over Russian “concerns”… hence a “trip”.
pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 35d
Guess it’s his turn to suck the tit
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 35d
Everyone at the FBI security department just shat their collective pants.
Imagine trying to secure the devices of someone so hell bent on doing whatever he feels like and vehemently resistant to correction.
They’re gonna make folks dump their phones before the plane home just like they did in China.
adarza@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 35d
not 'everyone'. i'm sure he's getting all the assistance a drunk idiot needs to deliver whatever the fuck he's taking there.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 35d
One way?
samsamsamsam@discuss.online · 4 pts · 35d
One can only hope!
Murse@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 35d
Yo, Ukraine - two birds one stone?
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 34d
Two turds, one drone
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 34d
How to spot a traitor.
OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 35d
His ass looks like a goddamn gulag prisoner. Maybe he'll get to be one.
stumu415@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 35d
Even better. In Russia he will be hosted by the FSB, Russia's security agency. What can possibly go wrong?
floofloof@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 34d
And it's right before the midterm elections Trump is determined to rig and steal. So Kash is probably going over there to advise the FSB and GRU to play fair and not interfere.
jaykrown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d
Could they make it any more obvious? That's hilarious, because by October the russian economy will be in absolute shit.
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
Again? Wasn't he just there for the 4th of July? /Jk(?)
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 35d
Didn't Lindsey Graham go to Russia for the 4th last year? Politico is kind of saying that Lindsay died not soon after a bill was agreed upon to put sanctions on Russia. I guess put it on the pile.
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/14/graham-russia-sanctions-00997329
Edit: I thought Lindsey was part of that group, but it was 7 other republican senators and a republican house member in 2018 :
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/395719-gop-senators-visited-moscow-on-july-4/
ProdigiousInsanity@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 34d
Fuck, just reminded me this fuck tarded traitor is still alive, damn.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 35d
Watch Moscows AA shoot his plane down 😂
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 35d
Nah, they just lost Moscow mitch. They need another cheap lifetime asset.
Arancello@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 35d
He is going to autograph the Russian soldiers uniforms.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 35d
Russia's gonna have the chance to do the funniest thing
lemmyng@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 35d
Krashout, might I recommend finding the longest flight of stairs and just stand next to it, really take in the view.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 34d
Please Finland, Greenland, Poland, Ukraine…fucking somebody shoot down the jet and announce the empire is rotten and needs to be burned down
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 34d
Lindsey Graham went to Russia. Soon after he returned to the US, his, uh, career took a nosedive. Perhaps Patel will find himself with a new career path, too?
stumu415@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 35d