I once saw a study on the Reading Grade Level of various newspapers, and some of them were like 7th grade. This was back in mid-2000s. Sicne Internet News exploded, it feels like it's gotten much worse.

athatet@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 22d

56% of USA reads below a 6th grade level. Newspaper articles are written at a similar level so that more people can read them.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 22d

The couch he fucked had a baby couch. This is a thing that happens, it's just life. Why so hard to understand?

drmoodmood@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 22d (2 replies)

For a second I thought the numbers were pointing to loss.

MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d (1 reply)

Pattern recognition?

drmoodmood@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 22d

Absolutely, considering the community here. :D

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 22d (2 replies)

His fucking couch is a child?

faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 22d (1 reply)

No the couch is baby couch after mother couch gave birth, mother committed suicide when she realised JD might still fuck the baby couch

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d

Yes, the loveseat is the offsping from JD's college lust.

CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d

You see son, when a man and a settee love each other very much...