wxyz so overrated 🄱

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KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 77 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Elemenopee is the undisputed high point.

snoons@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 13d

It's the only other starting point when trying to figure out where something is in a library or something.

Disk@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 13d (3 replies)

Call me crazy but LMNOP stands on the shoulders of HiJK. Give my boy at least a B

NotSteve_@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 13d (1 reply)

My thoughts exactly. You need a build up for a drop to really hit which HIJK carries with beauty and grace

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 12d

It's the ladders on the slide.

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 13d

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His name is George :)

brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Hard disagree on WXYZ. C tier. Maybe B tier at best.

Mac@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 13d

I'd knock down even further than that, tbh.
C at best.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 13d (3 replies)

I have bad news on how it's taught now

rmuk@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Right. By alphabetical order of pronunciation.

Aitch, are, ayy, bee, dee, dubble-yuu, cue, eee, ecks, eff, el, en, em, ess, eye, jay, jee, kay, oh, pee, see, tea, vee, why, you, zed.

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d

dubble-yuu, cue en, em You sure?

guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 2 pts · 13d

Abc def ghi jkl mno pqr stu vwx yz

Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 13d (9 replies)

The "updated" alphabet song need not be mentioned

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 13d (8 replies)

Uh what

Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 13d (7 replies)
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 13d (3 replies)

Jeez, they can't make the AI sound human, so now they're trying to make the kids sound like AI.

The awkward rests between Q and W are terrible.

Flames5123@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 13d (2 replies)

Wait, you’re not saying this channel is AI are you?

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 12d (1 reply)

Not really, I know nothing about the channel. It's just the songs rhythm lacks any real variance and emotion, something that AI could replicate.

If they teach kids that's how to sing/talk, then the AI voices will suddenly sound "human".

Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 12d

The scuttlebutt is that the LMNOP section is hard for kids to learn, especially ESL kids. Slowing down that section helps them distinguish between each letter. Personally I was taught each letter individually alongside the song. Even as a hearing impaired individual I never really had an issue with that part. I am not a child educator though, so maybe there's more research backing this up than one 30 year old anecdote.

Here is patient zero according to some light googling. That song came out 16 years ago, looong before we knew how goofy AI sounded.

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 3 pts · 13d

mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 12d

For the curious, it’s because some kids were singing ā€œLMNOPā€ and thinking ā€œelemenopeeā€ was all one letter.

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 12d

This version sounds like it's for babies!

Seriously though, i can imagine a two tiered elementary social structure developing around if you like the esol version or the og version

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Long live Zed.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 13d

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 13d (1 reply)

(May have to unmute)
A traditional anatolian wedding with english alphabet song, in a Turkish accent, being sung by Kapici Namik

Source

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12d

Just how I remember learning it in elementary school.

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 8 pts · 13d (2 replies)

Twinkle, twinkle little star

OS2Warp@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Baa baa black sheep

jxk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 13d

Quand trois poules vont au champ

Tiral@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 13d

LMNOP feels like you're going down a slide.

ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee · 7 pts · 13d (2 replies)

I read about somebody naming their kid Abcde, claiming it was pronounced like 'ab city'... meanwhile, Elemenope and Kiuares were right there.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Just tell everyone that Elemenope is a Greek name.

Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de · 1 pts · 12d

Eleonore?

ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 13d (3 replies)

I like wxyz in french. I took french like 30 years ago but the alphabet was sticky and still gets lodged in my brain sometimes due to the last bit.

(This is phonetics/pronunciation, ofc, same melody)

Doobluh-vay (double v), eeks (x, but you saw a mouse), eegrek (????), zed (zed sounds much cooler than zee, which ironically sounds more French to me)

Hands down the best part of the French alphabet.

Scrollone@feddit.it · 7 pts · 13d

I'm Italian and the letters sounds similar to French: doppia vu, ics, ipsilon, zeta. But the standard Italian alphabet only has 21 letters, and w, x and y are not part of the alphabet (together with j and k).

By the way, the name of "y" in French means "greek i"

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 12d

I think the British use zed also don't they?

renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 12d

When I learned German alphabet Y is _epsilon _…

4am@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 13d

Elemeno Peeeee

TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Had a kid recently.... They changed the song so LMNOP isn't so rapid fire for new babies

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 13d

How secondhand do the babies have to get before it speeds back up?

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 5 pts · 13d

@qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org is definitely S tier

taiyang@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 13d (3 replies)

I will dare to mention the new version; LMNOP is knocked down a peg because those bastards have confused young children for centuries! The new king is XYZ, especially with that non-letter &.

Forget that Mozart played the original melody in the Twelve Variations!

That said, shout out to the rollercoaster one Simple Songs did. I am partial to their ABCDEFGH.

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 13d (2 replies)

I'm trying to picture how this sounds. If it is "zed", does it just not rhyme with T-U-V ?

Mohamed@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 13d

It would sorta rhyme with X instead?

Double U Ex, Y and Zed

Idk

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d

T-U-Ved, W-X-Y-Zed

Seems alright to me.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 12d

QRSTUV being ranked so low is purely a skill/commitment issue. You've gotta hit that shit with gusto, stick your chest out and enunciate every letter like it's Les Mis or a military march. KYOO! ARRRR! ESSSSSS! TEEEEEEYOOOOOUVEEEE.

It's one of your few opportunities to hit a nice, long, steady stride.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 13d

Are you, Just Kidding about that C tier?

Ariselas@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 13d (1 reply)

sure, but move "WXYZ" up if you pronounce it "zed" but drop it down 3 for "zee".

urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe · 4 pts · 13d

bee cee dee eee gee pee tee vee

"oh cool we have that awesome linguistic pattern that is on 8 letters already, want to round it out with that?"

"nah"

"zed"

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 12d

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 13d

Wow, another ā€œeeā€ sound purist huh?

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 12d

Imagine not putting all of RSTLNE in S tier, SMH

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d (3 replies)

I want to see how other languages put this. People pronounce the letters slightly different from one language to the next.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Pretty sure elemenopee is universally S-tier in all languages.

Source: Wordologist, Ph.D.

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 3 pts · 13d

I'm actually curious how it's sung in Spanish, they have a few extra letters in the critical range.

l, ll, m, n, Ʊ, o, p

I took Spanish in highschool but that was a long time ago. I vaguely recall learning a weird version of the alphabet song that starts with A, B, C, CH, D, E, F as the first grouping, but I can't recall how it went past that.

ijustliketrains@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d

I think WXYZ is the best part of the French alphabet. Doublavay, Eeks, Eegrek, et Zed