What annoys me about that name is that Onans sin wasn't not reproducing (in and of itself) it was that he was rules-lawyering his way out of having to hand his dead brother's property to his widow / Onan's sister-in-law. The law of the time was that if a dude died and left a widow without an heir the brother would provide an heir that would legally count as his dead brother's heir to take over the property and care for his mother as she aged. Onan figures he's gonna pull an oopsie and if she "accidentally" doesn't get pregnant he gets to just screw her out of the property. Honestly considering all the weird shit in that book (such as Abraham's cuck fetish or Ezekiel's interracial gangbang snuff porn), "don't use the letter of the law to screw over vulnerable people" is actually one of the most poignant and meaningful lessons and I hate seeing it boiled down to "nonreproductive sex = bad."
27 Comments
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 24d
New soyjack just dropped
wador@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 24d
As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 24d
go for it. I just cropped ran your picture through a stencil filter and did some minor cleaning. It's hardly an original work of art.
wador@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 24d
AI slop...py seconds
AliOski@feddit.nl · 39 pts · 24d
professional gooner
valar@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 24d
He looks happy
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 24d
"Keep edging until I finish the drawing, please"
ICastFist@programming.dev · 21 pts · 24d
Dude can't even suck his own dick in peace without old timey medics calling him out
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 24d
imagine being forever known in history as the gooner guy
ignotum@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 24d
Life goals
Pissmidget@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 24d
Looks remarkably Swedish. 10/10.
sidebro@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 24d
Your comment smell of dane
Pissmidget@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 24d
Hah, I'm no flatlander!
sidebro@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 24d
Now that comment makes you Norwegian, no doubt about it. Cheers!
Pissmidget@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 24d
Always fun with a game of spot the Scandinavian!
lime@feddit.nu · 14 pts · 24d
☑️ i'm in this picture and i don't like it
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 24d
Ah puritans. Don't ever change.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 24d
What annoys me about that name is that Onans sin wasn't not reproducing (in and of itself) it was that he was rules-lawyering his way out of having to hand his dead brother's property to his widow / Onan's sister-in-law. The law of the time was that if a dude died and left a widow without an heir the brother would provide an heir that would legally count as his dead brother's heir to take over the property and care for his mother as she aged. Onan figures he's gonna pull an oopsie and if she "accidentally" doesn't get pregnant he gets to just screw her out of the property. Honestly considering all the weird shit in that book (such as Abraham's cuck fetish or Ezekiel's interracial gangbang snuff porn), "don't use the letter of the law to screw over vulnerable people" is actually one of the most poignant and meaningful lessons and I hate seeing it boiled down to "nonreproductive sex = bad."
unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth · 9 pts · 24d
🎶Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise🎶
frog@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 24d
Ahegao face. Lol
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 24d
the first gooner
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 24d
Guys! I’m in a book!!! Seriously look here! aggressively pokes page I’m in a book!!!
smaximov@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 24d
I don't remember giving you permission to post this picture of me! Not cool!
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 3 pts · 24d
Would
SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 24d
A Habsburg?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 23d
MOAR!
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 1 pts · 24d
Like looking in a mirror