Honestly...How She Do It?!?

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31 Comments

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 42d (3 replies)

Just replace "in" with "into" and the wrestling makes perfect sense.

db2@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 42d (2 replies)

A Florida woman was arrested for wrestlintog a manatee in a bikini at a public park

That didn't help at all.

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 42d (1 reply)

Took me a sec to get this one.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 6 pts · 42d

Me too. The brain sees what it wants to see.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 42d (2 replies)

It's city by city as I understand it. Some beaches the manatees can go topless, others they need to cover up.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 42d

Manatees can, womanatees cannot

Seleni@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 41d

Maybe that was what the wrestling was about? She was trying to force the manatee to be more modest by making them wear a bikini?

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 42d (1 reply)
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acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 14d

I can fix her.

TommySoda@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 42d (1 reply)

I mean, of course. That's why they were wrestling. That manatee did not wanna wear that bikini.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 42d

It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini! That she wore for the first time today.....

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 12 pts · 42d (2 replies)

So what was the illegal part? Clothing? Needing a permit? Did the manatee consent?

Skyrmir@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 42d

It's illegal to touch the manatee. They're about the least dangerous large animal on the planet, but honestly impressive she could get a hold of one. They don't move fast often, but they really can jet when they want to.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 42d

I'm guessing manatees are protected, but really they just wanted to put hands on her.

icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 12 pts · 42d (2 replies)

Meme was cut short.

"How'd they get the manatee in a bikini?
And is it single?"

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 10 pts · 42d

That's my wife you asshole.

OpenStars@discuss.online · 3 pts · 42d

Riker would definitely not ask about singleness status 🤣

DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 42d (2 replies)

It's quite simple actually.

  1. Open bikini
  2. Inserrt Manatee
  3. Close bikini
icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 5 pts · 42d (1 reply)

How do you get an elephant into a bikini?

  1. Open bikini
  2. Remove the manatee from the bikini
  3. Open fridge
  4. Remove elephant from fridge
  5. Insert elephant into bikini
  6. Close bikini
xthexder@l.sw0.com · 4 pts · 41d

*fridge left open reminder beep*

domusaltera@piefed.social · 5 pts · 41d (3 replies)

I'm so glad I can still spot AI generated faces (No, not Riker lol). It's getting harder though.

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 41d (1 reply)

You don't even have to recognize AI faces. If it's a mugshot with a wacky title, it's fake.

deltapi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d

The title is real(ish) but the lady was middle aged and I don't believe mugshots were published.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/st-petersburg-woman-accused-of-riding-manatee-arrested/1263076/

ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 41d

I'm just really disappointed they didn't include an AI-generated video. Low-effort spam!

cheat700000007@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 42d

Are they sure the manatee wasn't just a Florida woman?

Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 41d

Oh, the huge manatee!

Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com · 4 pts · 41d

@TehBamski Why do I expect the dude at the bottom of the picture to say that the story is false, and they made it all up?

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 42d

When you're a star, they let you do it.

AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 41d

"How the elephant got in my pajamas, I'll never know"

FE80@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 41d

At least she knows how to have a good time.

DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d

How they put the bikini on the manatee you ask? That's why they were wrestling with it.

db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d
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EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d
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daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 42d

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