c/memes · by TehBamski@lemmy.world · 42dHonestly...How She Do It?!? 437 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world
31 Comments
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 42d
Just replace "in" with "into" and the wrestling makes perfect sense.
db2@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 42d
A Florida woman was arrested for wrestlintog a manatee in a bikini at a public park
That didn't help at all.
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 42d
Took me a sec to get this one.
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 6 pts · 42d
Me too. The brain sees what it wants to see.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 42d
It's city by city as I understand it. Some beaches the manatees can go topless, others they need to cover up.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 42d
Manatees can, womanatees cannot
Seleni@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 41d
Maybe that was what the wrestling was about? She was trying to force the manatee to be more modest by making them wear a bikini?
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 42d
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 14d
I can fix her.
TommySoda@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 42d
I mean, of course. That's why they were wrestling. That manatee did not wanna wear that bikini.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 42d
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini! That she wore for the first time today.....
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 12 pts · 42d
So what was the illegal part? Clothing? Needing a permit? Did the manatee consent?
Skyrmir@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 42d
It's illegal to touch the manatee. They're about the least dangerous large animal on the planet, but honestly impressive she could get a hold of one. They don't move fast often, but they really can jet when they want to.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 42d
I'm guessing manatees are protected, but really they just wanted to put hands on her.
icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 12 pts · 42d
Meme was cut short.
"How'd they get the manatee in a bikini?
And is it single?"
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 10 pts · 42d
That's my wife you asshole.
OpenStars@discuss.online · 3 pts · 42d
Riker would definitely not ask about singleness status 🤣
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 42d
It's quite simple actually.
icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 5 pts · 42d
How do you get an elephant into a bikini?
xthexder@l.sw0.com · 4 pts · 41d
*fridge left open reminder beep*
domusaltera@piefed.social · 5 pts · 41d
I'm so glad I can still spot AI generated faces (No, not Riker lol). It's getting harder though.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 41d
You don't even have to recognize AI faces. If it's a mugshot with a wacky title, it's fake.
deltapi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d
The title is real(ish) but the lady was middle aged and I don't believe mugshots were published.
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/st-petersburg-woman-accused-of-riding-manatee-arrested/1263076/
ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 41d
I'm just really disappointed they didn't include an AI-generated video. Low-effort spam!
cheat700000007@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 42d
Are they sure the manatee wasn't just a Florida woman?
Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 41d
Oh, the huge manatee!
Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com · 4 pts · 41d
@TehBamski Why do I expect the dude at the bottom of the picture to say that the story is false, and they made it all up?
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 42d
When you're a star, they let you do it.
AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 41d
"How the elephant got in my pajamas, I'll never know"
FE80@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 41d
At least she knows how to have a good time.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d
How they put the bikini on the manatee you ask? That's why they were wrestling with it.
db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d
EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d
daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 42d
mommy