c/lemmyshitpost · by Gork@sopuli.xyz · 33d

RAM crisis averted

488 points · 34 comments · view on lemmy.world

34 Comments

BandanaBug@piefed.social · 88 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Mammory

Master@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 32d

They were right there the whole time.

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 33d (7 replies)

"mind if I pet a bit" -the other girl, probably

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 33d (3 replies)

May I Nibble a bit?

just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 32d (1 reply)

A Nibble is 4 bits, not one.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibble

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 32d

Yes and this is english language jesting, rhyming.

hayvan@piefed.world · 0 pts · 33d

*nybble

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 33d (1 reply)

but that would only be a quarter of one breast

gnutrino@programming.dev · 4 pts · 33d

It'd be a lot less than that if two breasts are 1000 terabytes

SW42@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 33d

Heh :D

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 33d

You can fit so many pirated movies into those titties.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 37 pts · 32d

Random Access Mammories.

blackbeans@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 33d (1 reply)

1000 TB is 1 PB

AI uses around 500 PB worldwide

Breasts are not big enough

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 33d

Clone her and there will be another two breasts to meet demand

DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 26 pts · 32d (1 reply)

She has RAM, get her!

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 32d

Imo the best meme out of this crisis.

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 32d (2 replies)

Vast tracts of memory cells.

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 32d (1 reply)

Yeah, but it's DDR3, so ...

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 32d

I'd set up a hypervisor with maxed DDR3 in a heart beat.

sundray@lemmus.org · 19 pts · 33d

Curse these unrealistic ~~beauty~~ capacity standards!

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 33d (7 replies)

This looks hilarious what is this?

EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 33d (3 replies)

Buttobi CPU • I Dream of Mimi

Flagstaff@programming.dev · 10 pts · 32d (2 replies)

Thanks, wow, that's quite the ecchi plot hook: https://myanimelist.net/anime/458/Buttobi_CPU

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 32d

It turns out that the PC2198 is an advanced bio-type computer that needs a nearly constant input of sperm to function

In a different universe the Wachowskis made this instead of the matrix

KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 32d

Ah, so its that kind of anime.

reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 33d (1 reply)

I could be wrong, since I've never watched it, but it looks similar to what I've seen of Golden Boy.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d

Oh man I completely forgot about that show.

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 33d

No idea, found it on social media

mrfriki@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 33d (1 reply)

All those memories will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

zorflieg@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 32d

So close "All those mammaries will be lost in time, like tears in rain." 😀

qwertyasdf@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 33d

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SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 33d

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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 32d (1 reply)

Just watched a video essay about a game made by a PlayBoy model in the 90s who was quoted as saying her biggest turn on is a PC with a lot of RAM.

(game is Riana Rouge made by Gillian Bonner)

nightlily@leminal.space · 4 pts · 32d

By Earlybird right? That was a fun watch.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 32d

How much are these TittyChips?

Mwa@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 32d

Does it give me extra FPS via Mammory 5 methods

Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 32d

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