Facebook posts are peak

Wasn't it that if the hard times last more than 4 hours you should go to the hospital?

I'm reminded of the words of the first European in Louisiana. He crashed there and lived with various indigenous groups for 8 years before he got out. Some highlights:

• I'm always burned. My skin peels constantly, like I'm some kind of lizard
• The mosquitos cover me all day every day. They don't seem to bother the natives. I'm covered in welps, and the fires that keep them away burn my eyes
• I'm always hungry. They tell me "don't worry, the feast is coming soon" but it turns out that was three months away. And then, after walking for weeks, 'the feast' was only prickly pears! They ate until their bellies were distended. I tried, I was so hungry, but the fruit stung the inside of my mouth and made me raw inside from top to bottom. I could only manage three or four
• I finally got a piece of meat to cook today. As I had it on a stick in the fire a man came by, snatched it bare handed from the fire and ate it raw. He laughed in my face and walked away

Over 8 years he never got used to it. These complaints were constant. He only survived because of the kindness of the indigenous groups he came across.

Don't feel bad for him either. When he finally convinced a group to get him to the white folks, against their own terror at the idea, they were immediately slaughtered. He had them lay down their weapons ahead of time and everything, promising good treatment. His protestations afterwards consisted of "you didn't have to do that."

The kind of people this resonates with are the biggest goobers.

If they give it a try and both aren't into it, they usually claim it was an alien abduction.

My theory is conservatives are secretly gay but their magic man in the sky makes them feel guilty about it so they try to look like the pinnacle of masculinity. They should come out and be happy with being gay.

That is the point (part of, in any case) of this post. It is about facebook memes being peak, with said image attached as evidence.

But yeah.. it is extremely hard upvoting anything slop, even if ridiculing it.

Good to know that after the grid has collapsed, we'll still have unlimited gasoline for generators and kerosene for lamps.

Common mistake, that's a microwave generator

Ai meme images took off way less than expected. Many people are turned off by them.

Unrefined AI text is usually a horrible mess. They probably trained it rigorously on one particular font in order to get it to start producing legible and consistent text.

Different fonts are cool, but when the AI was trained on different fonts, it has less of a set idea of what each specific letter is supposed to look like, and the letters start getting inconsistent.

I swear it also all has the same visual "style" now too.

Toxic cleaner : good

Checkmate

They're too stupid to understand adjectives.

No not capitalizing is bad?

Atmosphere