I really need to stop shitposting when I'm drunk and feeling low.
But how else am I supposed to cope than by annoying you all!?
On my way to steal yo girl
I really need to stop shitposting when I'm drunk and feeling low.
But how else am I supposed to cope than by annoying you all!?
16 Comments
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 31d
Not if I get there first!
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d
Stopped by your mom's for a quick upgrade!
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d
Aww, it even has training wheels.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 31d
Fuckin got me
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 6 pts · 31d
Here come dat boi
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d
Oh lawd he comin'!
furby@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 31d
Here's that hug you didn't ask for. Sick meme.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d
Appreciate it.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 30d
No wait. This is a banger
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 3 pts · 31d
My beloved is rather attached to her hands.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d
But they'd look so good as my dining table centerpiece!
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 4 pts · 31d
I'm concerned you may have taken my reply as a plea. Dear sir, it was not a plea, rather it was a warning. Attempt to obtain her digits (and palms, knuckles, et cetera) and you yourself may be unhanded.
also I'm sorry you're feeling low. post through it til you're sober buddy. This is a good thread.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d
I appreciate that friend.
Though my hands might also make a nice centerpiece.
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 4 pts · 31d
Ah yes, but our wetnurse is squeamish. Best that we do not trade hands, seems like dreadful business.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d
Indubitably
hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 30d
Gross. Like in a box or something?
Oh, wait. my girl loses her hand, can she get it replaced by a fleshlight, instead of like a hook or whatever?