The Cure To Nord Loneliness

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panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 48 pts · 29d (10 replies)

She’s got nothing on a lusty argonian maid.

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 58 pts · 29d

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 29d (8 replies)

lizard milk > cat milk

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 29d (7 replies)

Lizards don’t produce milk, humanoid lizard breasts are therefor entirely for sexual reasons.

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 15 pts · 29d (2 replies)

Tbf, aren't the argonians in lore basically magically bioengineered by some intelligent trees in order to have a means to keep tabs on and defend themselves from the world outside their forest? It's not really absurd for them to have some mammalian traits if they're intentionally designed to interact with mammals and not naturally evolved. (actually, is anything naturally evolved in that setting, rather than being directly designed by deities?)

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 3 pts · 28d

The snow elves were made blind and gross by the deep elves!

qarbone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 29d

Well, not like "ape to hominid" evolved. More like "Babylonian to Iran".

But I also don't think we have much game lore about some of the origins of pre-Atmorans and pre-Yokudans.

pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 29d (1 reply)

I agree. Though I was hesitant to upvote since upvotes are public.

lime@feddit.nu · 21 pts · 29d

thank goodness replies are private

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 29d

No sorry they hold nutrients for eggs

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 29d

I mean, not with that kind of attitude they don't.

Technus@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 29d (2 replies)

It's a real shame that both khajits and argonians sound like 80 year old smokers.

God Howard couldn't let them be too fuckable, I guess.

Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 29d

What do you mean, doll?

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 29d

Speak for yourself, some people are into that

solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 29d (3 replies)

They look like they would eat me as soon as I feel asleep

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 22 pts · 29d

Now you're thinking like a true son of Skyrim!

sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 29d

That's how I want to go.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 3 pts · 29d

That's what makes it exciting!

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 13 pts · 28d

More fetishisation of Khajiit women from the Nord Supremacist far right. The beast ancestries want equal rights, not your dicks! /j

Klear@piefed.world · 12 pts · 29d

Only if you have coin.

Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 29d (1 reply)

She has sex if you have coin.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 29d

Or moon sugar

cristigyk@piefed.social · 6 pts · 29d (1 reply)

do khajiit females have six or eight tiddies?

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 29d

Dunno. Every time I try to count them they yell for the guards.

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 29d

cougars*

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 28d

all the races in skyrim seem less magical and kind of weird since I grew up and learned that Nords are just white people and khajit are sinti/roma, redguards are black people etc.

although.. I could see a cool mod or a future installment with like a really cool khajit shanti town or something

icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 4 pts · 29d

This is the first I'm heading of this 'Nord Loneliness Epidemic'

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 28d

Either that, or argonian. No in-between for me.

dregan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 28d

Only if you have coin.

Abyssian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 29d (4 replies)

Nords don't take kindly to your weird furry bullshit.

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 29d

Oh no! Anyway...

EonNShadow@pawb.social · 5 pts · 29d (2 replies)

You're going to spend your whole life being 'normal?'

Sounds pretty weird to me, life's too short for conformity

  • basically the entire userbase of pawb.social
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 29d (1 reply)

Nah, I'm crazy as fuck just not crazy enough to want to fuck animals.

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 29d

yeah. if i were an animal fucker i'd post a meme about bosmer wives.

roguetrick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 29d

You are always welcome here, my VERY special friend.