This reminds me of the time my niece was 2 years old, and in a resteraunt she started standing on the booth seat, instead of sitting.
So my brother in law (her dad) asked her to sit. And she didn't want to sit. So my BIL said "Look at everybody. Mommy's sitting. Daddy's sitting. Uncle is sitting. Nana is sitting. Everybody is sitting, and we'd like you to sit too! Can't eat food like that if you're standing!"
And then she sat down.
That was 10 years ago, and it stood out because if that were me at age 2, my dad would have just yelled and me, picked me up, and dropped me hard on my ass until I stopped getting up.
It was one of those "so THIS is what good parenting looks like...." moments.
Yes, I would. I don't surround myself with stupid people and if they all jumped off a cliff there's a reason. I don't know what maybe a creature coming or a natural disaster. But if everyone decides best choice is to jump off the cliff... Its probably best choice
Jake: "So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Rosa does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?"
Captain Holt: "If Rosa were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rosa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff."
God, I wish everyone would jump off a cliff. I'd hit up a pharmacy and a Lamborghini dealership and be living my best life way before I even figured out wtf happened to everyone. Hell, I'd likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I'd be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.
I'd likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I'd be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.
Pretty bold assumption that out of over 8 billion people jumping off a cliff, not one of them would survive in a way that they could rescue themself. (Fuck it, if we're assuming it's literally "a cliff", singular, they'd probably physically have to stop at some point.)
That's not true, a flock of Cardinals gathers around him and chews up food then spits it into the Pope's mouth. You should watch the National Geographic special on it, it's really quite amazing.
That's what I thought too, but it's more like the Cardinals are full adults and the Pope is the Queen of the hive. The Cardinals are all male, and they pamper the Pope, but once the Pope dies they all get together and decide which one will gender swap and become their next Queen. Then they cut off his penis and give him a new hat.
Yo Gabba Gabba has a "don't bite your friends" song. (Although it's not in the same league as some of their better songs or the guest bands that they have.)
But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 110 pts · 17d
This reminds me of the time my niece was 2 years old, and in a resteraunt she started standing on the booth seat, instead of sitting.
So my brother in law (her dad) asked her to sit. And she didn't want to sit. So my BIL said "Look at everybody. Mommy's sitting. Daddy's sitting. Uncle is sitting. Nana is sitting. Everybody is sitting, and we'd like you to sit too! Can't eat food like that if you're standing!"
And then she sat down.
That was 10 years ago, and it stood out because if that were me at age 2, my dad would have just yelled and me, picked me up, and dropped me hard on my ass until I stopped getting up.
It was one of those "so THIS is what good parenting looks like...." moments.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 43 pts · 17d
If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Don't fall for peer pressure!
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 17d
Everyone else gives in to peer pressure, maybe I should too....
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 19 pts · 17d
I mean... I did already pay for the cliff diving class, and it's not refundable...
vrek@programming.dev · 13 pts · 17d
Yes, I would. I don't surround myself with stupid people and if they all jumped off a cliff there's a reason. I don't know what maybe a creature coming or a natural disaster. But if everyone decides best choice is to jump off the cliff... Its probably best choice
InputZero@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 17d
From Brooklyn 99
Jake: "So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Rosa does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?"
Captain Holt: "If Rosa were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rosa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff."
AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 16d
https://xkcd.com/1170/
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d
All your friends just gave me five bucks.
vrek@programming.dev · 3 pts · 17d
Show me bank records and I'll consider it
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 17d
God, I wish everyone would jump off a cliff. I'd hit up a pharmacy and a Lamborghini dealership and be living my best life way before I even figured out wtf happened to everyone. Hell, I'd likely be so continually high on a cocktail of chemicals that I'd be having lively conversations and never fully realize I was the only real person left.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 17d
Pretty bold assumption that out of over 8 billion people jumping off a cliff, not one of them would survive in a way that they could rescue themself. (Fuck it, if we're assuming it's literally "a cliff", singular, they'd probably physically have to stop at some point.)
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17d
But I just don't care if any of them survive? It's not like any of you are real people anyway. Now stop stalling and get jumping.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17d
Honestly fair. Goodbye.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
I'd be the first one off, what are you talking about
kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 41 pts · 17d
This is actually really wholesome
I wonder if their interest was in all popes or just a specific one
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 5 pts · 17d
That guy would've loved pope fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5majAET5KA
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 17d
That's not true, a flock of Cardinals gathers around him and chews up food then spits it into the Pope's mouth. You should watch the National Geographic special on it, it's really quite amazing.
Murse@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 17d
The cardinals are the pope's fledglings, right? I think he's the one puking in their mouths.
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 17d
That's what I thought too, but it's more like the Cardinals are full adults and the Pope is the Queen of the hive. The Cardinals are all male, and they pamper the Pope, but once the Pope dies they all get together and decide which one will gender swap and become their next Queen. Then they cut off his penis and give him a new hat.
Nature is so strange and beautiful.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
They don't have to cut it off, it simply recedes under the right social conditions
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d
Oh that's amazing, the special didn't really get in to how it happens for the privacy of the Pope's pepe.
I guess life really does find a way. <3
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17d
Unless there are a bunch of bare chested Vatican natives in it i probably won't sit through a NG special on the Pope.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16d
what about the NG+ special on the Pope? you even get to keep your popeslayer hat and monocle from your previous watchthrough
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app · 23 pts · 17d
I absolutely love this. I worked with mentally ill adults and children and I knew a few who could use some custom lessons about hygiene.
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 17d
Do you know the Clothes On song?
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 17d
That's awesome!
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d
Yo Gabba Gabba has a "don't bite your friends" song. (Although it's not in the same league as some of their better songs or the guest bands that they have.)
princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 17d
John XII and Benedict IX did a whole lot of unpapal things; if you told me they bit some people I'd believe you.
jdr@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 17d
They bit people
princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 17d
i knew it!
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 13 pts · 16d
Here's a fan edit
TessierAshpool@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 17d
General_Effort@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 17d
Boys need good, male role models.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 17d
Fortunately, there's a manosphere for that...
Shayeta@feddit.org · 3 pts · 17d
And little else...
nullspace@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 17d
Some people only understand things spoken in their own language.
MrChewy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d
As a someone with ASD: hey! (true tho)
Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one · 6 pts · 17d
Respect for the kid. The new pope is kind of cool.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17d
Hupf@feddit.org · 4 pts · 17d
!BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d
Well, it wouldn't have if the Pope of the time was Reginald the Bitey!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
TRAIN HARDER AT BITING, REGINALD
wador@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 15d
But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.
Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 15d
Bruh