I think I've eaten at McDs like once in the last 5 years or so, but I'd still opt for the year of it in the knowledge that I don't have to use it. Could feed a lot of homeless people at least.
That's what I did when I won $100 from Taco Bell. I had to use it under my name. And since I didn't eat Taco Bell, I fed a bunch of college kids with $1 tacos.
I already get free McDonald's because I work there. But if you paid me a few dollars more an hour than they do, I could clean your house instead of the McDonald's.
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marighost@piefed.social · 43 pts · 3d
uh, neither
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 2d
I think I've eaten at McDs like once in the last 5 years or so, but I'd still opt for the year of it in the knowledge that I don't have to use it. Could feed a lot of homeless people at least.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2d
The monkey's paw curls
areakode@riskeratspizza.com · 43 pts · 3d
"You don't need a condom..."
YOU DEFINITELY NEED A CONDOM!
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org · 21 pts · 3d
Would probably have to go with a hazmat suit in this place.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2d
What about a flamethrower protection suit?
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2d
Got u fam.
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2d
Damn bitch, you live like this?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 2d
This is what psychologists do. It's like them walking around your house and asking why you're still holding on to this
luthis@lemmy.nz · 22 pts · 2d
This is the reverse of those pictures where there is a chick with a great ass and it distracts you from something crazy in the background
areakode@riskeratspizza.com · 3 pts · 2d
This time it's a crazy ass with a something great in the background!
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 2d
0% chance this is real
Siegfried@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2d
Leg on the right (her left leg), near the kneel... she is missing a chunk.
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2d
It's a tattoo.
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
You are right, it looked the same as the sofa behind her.
I still refuse to accept this picture is real
kboos1@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2d
If the room is that dirty then the turd cutter probably is too
TomMasz@piefed.social · 18 pts · 2d
This room looks like the aftermath of a catastrophic flood.
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 3d
If you don’t catch something from the garbage…
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d
indeed Mcdonalds is not known for its high health standards
xkbx@startrek.website · 14 pts · 3d
assuming this isn’t somehow an upgrade for me was your first mistake
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 2d
Both not that appealing
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2d
You can give the McDonald's to someone.
That's what I did when I won $100 from Taco Bell. I had to use it under my name. And since I didn't eat Taco Bell, I fed a bunch of college kids with $1 tacos.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
When was this, I don't remember tacos being $1 since the 90s
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 15h
Hm but then it's bad for them isn't it?
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 11 pts · 2d
3 nights living in this room?
Trex202@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
Take breaks between messing around to clean. Take breaks between cleaning to mess around
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2d
jlow@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 2d
Is that cats or dogs on the lower right eating the garbage?
orenj@leminal.space · 5 pts · 2d
I thought it was a child for a good twelve seconds
Cheesehat1784@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2d
Oh my god I feel sad for the pet
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2d
I got an STD from seeing this picture.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 2d
I already get free McDonald's because I work there. But if you paid me a few dollars more an hour than they do, I could clean your house instead of the McDonald's.
VonReposti@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 2d
I see she already went with free McDonald's for a year.
stevles@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2d
Maccas fries aren’t bad, this chick would give me groin necrosis. I know my vote!
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
Can i just have 3 nights added to my life
zxqwas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
Think the nearest McD is 280km away.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
Asmonogloids wife, if he wasn't an incel.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2d
Uh, yeah, but what's in it for me?