Trump, 80, Self-Soothes With Disturbing AI Slop Spree

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-80-self-soothes-with-disturbing-ai-slop-spree/

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DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2d (3 replies)

It's his all night cocaine buddy, AI memes. It was the Department of Education calls it, A1.

Instigate@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1d (1 reply)

He really doesn’t strike me as someone who has the capacity to guide AI picture models to get the sort of results he posts. This leads me to presume that there is some underpaid staff member, expected to work whenever Trump wants one of these, on-demand generating images for Trump to post.

What a life.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 19h

Oh, you haven't heard about Natalie Harp?

In January 2025, Trump named Harp as his executive assistant to the president. As his assistant, Harp has access to Trump's  account, and has reportedly been responsible for several controversial posts using his account. Author and  journalists and portray her as a loyal aide who is usually at the president's side. "The ever-present Natalie Harp was generally on a chair off to the side, her laptop open, head cocked, listening but never contributing unless ordered by Trump. She fulfilled, in a flash, any request, whether a 'Trump 2028' hat needed to be fetched from the merchandise room, a quick Google search, or producing the latest story from right-wing websites."[4]

She's the one that collects all this slop, and Trump posts it, or she posts it for him. She isn't just another staff member, she is truly devoted to him, and he seems to be devoted to her, too. Check her out, she very influential to him, in a very close personal way.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 19h

He and Natalie get naked, and post all this stuff together. He can't make his mushroom bloom any more, so this is better than sex for him.

becausechemistry@piefed.social · 12 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I am once again begging people not to post a headline that starts with “Trump, 80,” that doesn’t end with. Well. You know.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1d

"Trump, 80, finally reveals who Bubba is and what his dick tasted like."

Airowird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 18h

Him going on Eternity Leave?

BlueEther@no.lastname.nz · 8 pts · 2d (8 replies)

So there is proof that aliens are real, who is the guy in the grey?

MagicShel@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 1d (3 replies)

I don't know, but based on Trump keeping him nude and in bondage I'm pretty sure he's under age, wherever he's from.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Epstein's planet.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1d

That's where they take the aliens after abducting them, not where they came from originally.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 19h

"You remind me of my daughter. Wanna fuck?"

halfapage@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d
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terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Nah, looks like this thing has too many body holes, and the belly button wouldn't be there.

By abductee reports those things can be smooth as barbie dolls, more like remote control biological androids/cyborgs.

Well, except they split them between the tall and short kind. These appear way too tall to fit the small android version. They don't say as much about the tall greys.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 19h

Sure, let's scientifically analyze the AI version of an imaginary character.

Mirshe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18h

Oh that's just Valiant Thor's normal form.

aesthelete@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

How's the paid early access to this trash treating folks?