It's very ritualistic, however. Walking into the gas station together is the first level, where the white boy will intentionally separate from you once inside. They will approach after 5 minutes to judge your selection. If you are judged worthy, then you may go to the next level.
At the second level, you can go with to the energy drinks, but you must allow the white boy to select their drink first. They will hold the door for you though, as this is as much a show of dominance as it is a gesture of acceptance. It's sacrilegious to get your drink first, and will prevent you from reaching the inner circle.
To reach the inner circle, you must get the white boy their preferred energy drink without their presence. Once this task is complete, the white boy will be a devoted ally and you become deemed as a coveted "one of the good ones"
15 Comments
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 40d
This is totally racist. My white relatives show respect by offering to introduce you to their meth and opioid dealers for a very small finders fee.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 40d
As long as the finders fee is essentially a six pack equivalent serving of their choice drug... sounds fair.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 40d
One of us! One of us!
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 7 pts · 40d
What? Their dealers don't already have a referral program?
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d
The police do.
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 40d
It's very ritualistic, however. Walking into the gas station together is the first level, where the white boy will intentionally separate from you once inside. They will approach after 5 minutes to judge your selection. If you are judged worthy, then you may go to the next level.
At the second level, you can go with to the energy drinks, but you must allow the white boy to select their drink first. They will hold the door for you though, as this is as much a show of dominance as it is a gesture of acceptance. It's sacrilegious to get your drink first, and will prevent you from reaching the inner circle.
To reach the inner circle, you must get the white boy their preferred energy drink without their presence. Once this task is complete, the white boy will be a devoted ally and you become deemed as a coveted "one of the good ones"
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 22 pts · 40d
If you spending 5 minutes shopping in a gas station I'm leaving your ass there.
Chezus9247@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 40d
AT THE GAS STATION?! AM I MADE OUT OF MONEY?!?
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 6 pts · 40d
True, they normally wouldn't tell people about the good stuff out of fear it sells out.
xylol@leminal.space · 4 pts · 40d
What do people do with so much energy
Dookieman12@piefed.social · 2 pts · 39d
Yell slurs on Call of Duty, mostly
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 40d
Damn I've never known this. What am I supposed to even show someone? The Rx Energy Arizona Tea?
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d
Anything but Red Bull. Eurotrash swill, that is.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 40d
For the price they sell it at? Definitely. I really miss making cocktails with it though.
leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 40d
Art.