Poor marketing

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13 Comments

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Ordered a Dyson Sphere, much smaller than I expected.

binarytobis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 28d

The problem with Dyson Spheres is that they only work during the day.

erie09@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 28d

It is imperative the cylinder not be damaged

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 28d (2 replies)
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 4 pts · 28d

Yep, that's it. That's the sketch.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 27d

Knew someone would do it. Thank you for your service. It's appreciated.

Klear@piefed.world · 10 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Damn right it is. My Dyson sphere is in dire need of cleaning, but apparently it's not considered a ball.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 28d

Tbh if your Dyson sphere is in need of cleaning you probably installed it improperly.

waldfee@feddit.org · 4 pts · 28d

Penisverletzungen bei Masturbation mit Staubsaugern – Wikipedia - Penis injuries in masturbation with vacuum cleaners

sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 28d (1 reply)

I'm having trouble figuring out whether this product sucks or not 🤔

toynbee@piefed.social · 2 pts · 27d

Old bash.org comment:

Person 1: you know what sucks?

Person 2: vacuums?

Person 1 [another query I can recall]

Person 2: black holes?

Person 1: you know what's just not cool?

Person 2: volcanoes?

Person 1: sigh

edit: Just remembered that the second query was "you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?"

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Pebis

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 27d

*Peanits