Today, we’re announcing the Official Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee. For just $10, you can join a movement of like-minded people working together to force a moment of introspection upon the world’s richest, ugliest little bitch.
Who wants to fuck with Elon Musk?
https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofriends
35 Comments
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 2d
Is there any way to make the monument noisy as fuck and wildly carcinogenic for those living nearby?
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2d
Background noise for Texas.
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 2d
So... a noisy cybertruck?
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2d
I'm thinking more like tungsten carbide wind chimes with a plutonium-gallium core in each chime. It could flash blue.
Concave1142@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2d
How about something visible from space so it shows up when flown over and more importantly, when satellite maps are updated.
Grasses / trees planted in a shape or phrase would be cool.
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 24 pts · 2d
A statue of someone putting their whole head up their own ass would be good
comador@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2d
A meme almost as old as the Internet, yet still worthy of Musk:
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
I thought a limp starship would be cool
clifmo@programming.dev · 23 pts · 2d
According to the Lancet reckless indiscriminate cuts to USAID is directly responsible for 14 million deaths.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1d
Including millions of children. Elon Musk has killed literally millions of children.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1d
Which is why when we are only confiscating entire fortunes from some families, and imprisoning them for their crimes, Musk will suffer a far worse fate.
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1d
Kalshi odds are saying most people think Elon's hoping for the answer to be "children."
ech@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1d
Who cares what a shitty gambling site "says"?
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1d
You seem to have missed the joke.
naught101@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 1d
You screwed your joke by unnecessarily attaching it to a brand and making it look like an ad.
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d
Or it was a simple layered joke making fun of both Elon's pedophilia and that things that fucked up are actually allowed on those shit gambling sites.
turdburglar@piefed.social · 8 pts · 1d
settle down yall
5318008@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 1d
Well, it's the aggregated opinion of people who use the site. Kalshi doesn't set the price; people making the bets set the price based on the odds others are willing to accept.
There's a sampling bias for sure, but since the odds given for this bet are based on how much people are willing to pay for that bet, this gives a very good approximation for how people actually feel about something.
It actually ends up being more reliable than most opinion polls in that way.
ech@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 22h
Besides the fact they nobody knows what is being done behind the scenes to ensure results are (or aren't) fair, using a sample of individuals that are all attempting to play the system against each other deeply and irreparably biases the data.
On top of that, jokes like the one I responded to and comments like yours only serve to legitimize a "service" thats sole purpose is to squeeze every penny from its users. It doesn't provide anything beneficial to anyone but its owners.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · -2 pts · 1d
"gambling"
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 11 pts · 2d
Every time I think of Musky, I always think about the time Musky got bullied off the internet. Always cheers me up.
moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com · 9 pts · 1d
That's a weird way to profit off of class angst
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1d
Cards Against Humanity might as well be run by the Onion.
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2d
Donated.
1984@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1d
There are so many psychos in America, hard to pick one. I would rather send Sam Altman a message, I believe he is the sickest of all of them.
glimse@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
That's wild. Sam Altman sucks but he's tame compared to others
1984@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1d
I think you haven't heard the interview where he talks about the "suicide" of one of his employees:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suchir_Balaji
Watch this interview:
https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/comments/1o9ewpv/sam_altman_discusses_the_mysterious_death_of_his/
glimse@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d
I didn't say he wasn't evil. But Peter Thiel exists.
Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1d
Unfortunately Sam Altman didn't try to steal CAH's land.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1d
Alex Karp.
SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
CAH and The Onion are bound to have a merger one of these days.
wraekscadu@vargar.org · 1 pts · 1d
In my opinion, Musk is so worthless, that he doesn't deserve any sort of monument or anything of that sort. I've known so many losers! Do they get a monument? Naaah, they're just the butt of gossip and that's the end of it.
I know Musk is more damaging, but stuff like this is excessively ineffective at changing anything.
If you want public art, we can actually fund timeless art.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 1 pts · 1d
Elon Musk is a fucking Theseist
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · -5 pts · 2d
I'm just gonna start fucking downvoting censors
moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com · 2 pts · 1d
The text isn't censored
Instead, you should just read the text. And downvote all posts that have text only in an image.