Salmonella Has Now Come for Your Granola

https://newrepublic.com/post/214466/salmonella-granola-maha

Republicans are now trying to make every crap their pants with a new product.

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27 Comments

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 10d (5 replies)

It’s not going to stop until the only thing safe to eat in America is Hot Pockets and Purina.

Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 10d

Both of those things are made by Nestle or a company owned by Nestle, so, not a great prognosis either.

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 10d

Bachelor Chow v1

Davel23@fedia.io · 6 pts · 10d

I was going to say Piggy's gotta have his McDonalds so that'll be safe, but he already shits his pants so who can tell the difference?

Zier@fedia.io · 3 pts · 10d

Soylent Green.

Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 10d

welcome to Western India...

huey_m@piefed.social · 26 pts · 10d

Republicans are now trying to make everyone crap their pants with a new product.

"One must not embarrass the King, we must make soiling one's pantaloons commonplace and perfectly normal to assuage the Royal ego!"

CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 9d

Are the “Make America Healthy Again” folks still happy with their choices?

Those assholes won't be happy until we have a lot more people, including children, killed by their war on vaccines. Also, they want Fauci in prison.

Because they are very stupid people.

Darkonion@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 10d (1 reply)

time to start boiling everything again.

Sturgist@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 9d

But then it's oatmeal not granola.....

RiceManatee@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 9d (1 reply)

How TF does Moringa powder get salmonella? Are we just spraying that shit everywhere?

Get some food standards, people.

Sludge@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 9d

Also... Why add this powder to granola? I've made granola before but never added moringa

hansolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 9d (2 replies)

Can we just get a list of foods that don't have some disease all over them? It's basically just:

Pie

Salt

Spaghetti

Fish sticks

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 9d

Make this the new food pyramid. Problem solved

kestrel7_7@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d

“…and that was how we liked it!”

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d

If their president shits his pants, others should do that, too!

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 9d (1 reply)

Sal Monella.. I dated his sister whaoaohhh....

nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 9d

Not to be confused with Sam O'nella who used to make amusing YouTube videos.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 9d

Oh good I LOVE salmon!

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d

On the flip side, GLP-1s tend to cause constipation. It just evens out.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 9d (1 reply)

make every crap their pants

I can understand wanting to make pants. I don't understand wanting to make a single crap into their pants, let alone the idea of making every crap into their pants. It's just wrong.

this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 9d

No I think in this case they're actually telling you that every crap needs to be turned into a pair of pants for them.... Whoever they are they are about to be in a very crappy situation.

lemmyng@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d

At this point I might as well make like a plant and do photosynthesis.

M137@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d

There needs to be a rule for tagging something that's not global or international. This is mostly about the tons of US specific things posted like nothing else exists, like this post.

IamSparticles@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 9d

Hampton Grocer has recalled its popular Lacnola Lactation Granola, after one of the ingredients, moringa powder, tested positive for the bacteria.

Moringa powder? Never heard of it. I wonder what it's for...

Moringa powder is a green superfood made from the dried, crushed leaves of the Moringa oleifera tree. It is packed with vitamins A and C, calcium, iron, and plant antioxidants, and people use it to boost energy, lower inflammation, and support overall wellness.

Oh, cool, a completely unnecessary supplement ingredient with a bunch of gibberish medicinal claims.

TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d

Say the name "Francis Ford Coppola" before reading this head line to make it less depressing.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d

The lady in that photo looks as if her disappointment is immeasurable, and her day is ruined.