Republicans are now trying to make every crap their pants with a new product.
Salmonella Has Now Come for Your Granola
https://newrepublic.com/post/214466/salmonella-granola-maha
https://newrepublic.com/post/214466/salmonella-granola-maha
Republicans are now trying to make every crap their pants with a new product.
27 Comments
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 10d
It’s not going to stop until the only thing safe to eat in America is Hot Pockets and Purina.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 10d
Both of those things are made by Nestle or a company owned by Nestle, so, not a great prognosis either.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 10d
Bachelor Chow v1
Davel23@fedia.io · 6 pts · 10d
I was going to say Piggy's gotta have his McDonalds so that'll be safe, but he already shits his pants so who can tell the difference?
Zier@fedia.io · 3 pts · 10d
Soylent Green.
Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 10d
welcome to Western India...
huey_m@piefed.social · 26 pts · 10d
"One must not embarrass the King, we must make soiling one's pantaloons commonplace and perfectly normal to assuage the Royal ego!"
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 9d
Those assholes won't be happy until we have a lot more people, including children, killed by their war on vaccines. Also, they want Fauci in prison.
Because they are very stupid people.
Darkonion@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 10d
time to start boiling everything again.
Sturgist@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 9d
But then it's oatmeal not granola.....
RiceManatee@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 9d
How TF does Moringa powder get salmonella? Are we just spraying that shit everywhere?
Get some food standards, people.
Sludge@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 9d
Also... Why add this powder to granola? I've made granola before but never added moringa
hansolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 9d
Can we just get a list of foods that don't have some disease all over them? It's basically just:
Pie
Salt
Spaghetti
Fish sticks
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 9d
Make this the new food pyramid. Problem solved
kestrel7_7@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d
“…and that was how we liked it!”
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
If their president shits his pants, others should do that, too!
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 9d
Sal Monella.. I dated his sister whaoaohhh....
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 9d
Not to be confused with Sam O'nella who used to make amusing YouTube videos.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 9d
Oh good I LOVE salmon!
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d
On the flip side, GLP-1s tend to cause constipation. It just evens out.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 9d
I can understand wanting to make pants. I don't understand wanting to make a single crap into their pants, let alone the idea of making every crap into their pants. It's just wrong.
this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 9d
No I think in this case they're actually telling you that every crap needs to be turned into a pair of pants for them.... Whoever they are they are about to be in a very crappy situation.
lemmyng@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
At this point I might as well make like a plant and do photosynthesis.
M137@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
There needs to be a rule for tagging something that's not global or international. This is mostly about the tons of US specific things posted like nothing else exists, like this post.
IamSparticles@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 9d
Moringa powder? Never heard of it. I wonder what it's for...
Oh, cool, a completely unnecessary supplement ingredient with a bunch of gibberish medicinal claims.
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
Say the name "Francis Ford Coppola" before reading this head line to make it less depressing.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
The lady in that photo looks as if her disappointment is immeasurable, and her day is ruined.