If I were a guest, I'd either need emergency medical attention after running out of breath from laughing too hard or else I would order "The Complete Sampler" just to see what happens.
What the fuck? If I was the manager I'd pay this guy twice. That's exactly the experience I want if I go to a place named after that specific part of the movie.
21 Comments
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 107 pts · 3d
If I managed a Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant I’d definitely do that every now and then when I got bored
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 3d
If I were a guest, I'd either need emergency medical attention after running out of breath from laughing too hard or else I would order "The Complete Sampler" just to see what happens.
village604@adultswim.fan · 18 pts · 3d
You better have like $200 on you for that one. Their prices are ridiculous.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3d
Thanks for the heads up. I haven't eaten there before. Still, I've paid more for concert tickets, and I think this might be one hell of a show.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3d
It’s part of the hidden menu.
You have to say “Just gimme the whole gosh darn boat.”
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
It comes out on a mini shrimp trawler, kind of like a sushi boat.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 51 pts · 3d
Chaotic neutral, gotta love it
RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 3d
"Got authentic Forrest Gump experience. It was terrible."
cosmos8188@leminal.space · 10 pts · 3d
Smh, some people cannot appreciate what a REAL cousine is like..
teslekova@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 3d
What the fuck? If I was the manager I'd pay this guy twice. That's exactly the experience I want if I go to a place named after that specific part of the movie.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 3d
Bubba Gump way off the mark here.
That man should TRAIN the waitstaff.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3d
this guy is a legend 😂
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 18 pts · 3d
"two orders of shrimp on a bigger stick, please, but can you put the shrimp on the small stick instead?"
jpablo68@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 3d
shrimp taco is definitely not made up
teslekova@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3d
It's also a sex thing!
phtheven@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2d
... go on ...
cuerdo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
it does not sound like a good sex thing
tetris11@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 2d
... go on ...
Almacca@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2d
This is the best thing I've read today.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
Could have been like the 'meow' scene in super troopers. Like it was a competition to see how long you'd let him go.
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2d
This really makes me crave a Diet Coke
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3d