Distracted

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smaximov@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 19d (2 replies)

She does look kinda like his daughter...

remon@ani.social · 48 pts · 19d

Which is on brand ...

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 19d

She looks like all the other sex abuse victims he hires. MAGA loves that look, they even jerk off to AI versions of it.

9 years of service. Sure. And what cankles?

WolfLink@sh.itjust.works · 75 pts · 19d (6 replies)

It’s funnier when you cut and paste the heads on in GIMP or Photoshop rather than using AI.

wheezy@lemmy.ml · 31 pts · 18d (4 replies)

For quick edits anywhere. It's amazing to me how little people know of Photopea. It's basically Photoshop for free in your browser.

https://www.photopea.com/

DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18d (1 reply)

The fact this even still exists is incredible.

wheezy@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 16d

Its not open sourced. But it's not at all based on adobe Photoshop. I guess if adobe was desperate they could try to sue for a similar UI. But, it's very different than modern Photoshop and basically just closed sourced GIMP (but still free) with a favor to having a similar UI to classic Photoshop.

If it was a daily driver. I'd probably prefer GIMP. But for a friendly free photo editor when I need it; there is nothing more convenient.

DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Photo pea.

wheezy@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 16d

Yes, of course. The vegan protein source of photo editors.

wheezy@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 18d

Even better when you copy and paste the Trump bump. This one is lacking the lumpiness of the diaper.

auzy1@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 19d (6 replies)

I don't think malania would even care at this point. As long as she gets her share soon

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 51 pts · 19d

If I were her I'd be relieved he's not trying to climb on top of me anymore.

CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 19d

With the 'glow like an expectant widow'

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d (2 replies)

Why else is Bezos giving her two more episodes of her biopic that nobody wanted?

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Money laundering.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d

I don't see how. The implicit bribe for the Trumps is pretty out in the open. And I don't think the first actually made money to indicate laundering on that side.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 18d

Melania never cared. Their relationship was always based on prostitution.

lemonhead2@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 19d (11 replies)

I don't read the news enough. who are the two women and what recently happened to prompt this?

UnexpectedBehavior@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 19d (9 replies)

I don't know if you're trolling but in case you're not: the right one is his Russian handler with a cover story of being his wife. The Ivanka Look-A-like is something something Harper, a person who types out his ramblings into social media posts. She also probably sucks his dick

lemonhead2@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 19d (5 replies)

i wasn't trolling. i get all my news through memes 🙂

notnowimbatin@fedinsfw.app · 22 pts · 19d (1 reply)

She is also responsible for carrying around the diaper bag

Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 18d

Strong girl. Farm?

njm1314@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18d (2 replies)

Damn and you just admit that freely...

lemonhead2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d (1 reply)

yep. im done with the for profit biased media outlets spinning their own agendas independent of facts

decentralized, open source, memes. or nothing

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d

Unexpectedly based af

hamsamrich@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 19d

I just threw up in my mouth

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Donny's dick hasn't been seen in years, especially by Don.

Kalothar@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 18d

It has retracted deep inside of himself, replaced his spine if he ever had one, now he’s always fucking himself

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 18d

Melania Trump (his wife) and Natalie Harp, who I also didn't know until now (still don't but am already amused by how she's the most 40-looking 30-something I've seen in a while).

Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 18d

Instead of Melania it should be Ivanka.

subgenius@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 19d

When mentally met ill.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Since it’s slop anyway, it’d be better if Melania was making the “just smell shit” face. Given her proximity to the loaded diaper.

Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d

SMELL BAD!

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nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 19d

Slop, but still funny