c/lowqualityfacts · by orhtej2@eviltoast.org · 13dHedgehogs 305 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
inari@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 13d
They also don't have healthcare, or protection from predators. Just like Americans?
MagicShel@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 13d
Hedgehogs are cuter.
Source: The Mirror
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11d
That's why there's a page 3 hedgehog.
anon6789@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d
As a US based animal healthcare provider, I can confirm there is free healthcare available for our wildlife!
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 13d
Vote for me and I'll fix this.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 13d
Someone needs to tax that blue bastard. You’ve got my vote.
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 13d
Its because all their assets are in hedge funds
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 13d
Wait, is a hedgehog a quick animal?
thenextguy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 13d
I don't know if they're quick, but they're certainly sharp.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 13d
oh, that’s clever
Hedgehog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 13d
Thanks this will save me a lot of money
undefinedTruth@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 13d
That's because they are hedging against the government.
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d
Hedgehogs are clearly part of the problem, and since they seem likely to be tastier than old, fat rich humans I say we start with eating them first.
passenger@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 13d
But they're full of ticks and lungworms, poor guys
disorderly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
What? :(
passenger@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 12d
Well I hope not all of them.
Also, have to add, not paying taxes is not a flex to me
RedSnt@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 12d
Quick animal fact: Hedgehogs can shit themselves to death if given regular cows milk.
Apparently they made commercials in the UK 14+ years ago about this..
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 13d
Either do you. But the consequences a would be for you.
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d
True, they primarily eat chili dogs
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
Am hedgehog. Can confirm.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 12d
Gotta go fast
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 13d
https://youtube.com/shorts/4lWqr2xKwYE