How does one become a Royal Expert from here in the states? Isn't it just reading tabloids, condensing it, and telling everyone about it? Does this get a person paid?

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I'd imagine networking is the biggest component (as with almost everything). That followed by writing and reading about Royals frequently.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 20d (1 reply)

I don't know any royal experts, but I do know some royal pains in the ass.

I'm an expert at being a royal pain in the ass. 😤

Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 20d (3 replies)

Ugh. Why would you want to?

Patnou@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 20d (2 replies)

Well they get on tv and stuff so they are probably getting a pretty good payday.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 20d (1 reply)

They probably do. I guess it's up to you to decide how much your soul is worth when you sell it.

Personally, I reckon the only bigger parasite on society than the royal family are the people making a living talking about them, but you do you.

seathru@quokk.au · 1 pts · 20d

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Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org · 3 pts · 20d (1 reply)

Royal

First, you need a king. A real one, that is.

Kings aren't real. They're just a lie we tell each other.

Dearest Gentle Reader, ...

Have the kind of money that allows you to be invited to royal events.

The Prince who married an american hollywood actress really tarnished the brand.

Go to school with one of them. Then get a job telling gossip to a tabloid.

How much does that pay/.?