"This guy knows his stuff"

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28 Comments

scottmeme@sh.itjust.works · 74 pts · 11d (8 replies)

I prefer this version

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 36 pts · 11d (4 replies)

...fighter of the...

bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 11d (3 replies)

...Straight man, champion of the...

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 11d (2 replies)

...bum

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 10d (1 reply)

master of

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 10d

your mum

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 11d (1 reply)

confused penis noises

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 11d

Some of the worst figures in tech are gay as it turns out. Sam Altman met his husband in Peter Thiel's hot tub apparently.

Which means AI is hella gay actually.

jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 10d

what does yandex even do besides being an independent search engine?

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 11d

The evil organization F.A.A.N.G. strikes again!

Ashiette@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 11d (2 replies)

Why's there no Microsoft because they seem to be the worst enacter of layoffs

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 11d

not hiring

VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 4 pts · 11d

Probably because they are not one of the FAANG-companies, but yeah, they are indeed pretty bad.

I think Amazon is the undisputed leader in having a reputation as a PIP-factory though

ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 11d (4 replies)

FAGMAN.

Facebook.
Amazon.
Google.
Microsoft.
Apple.
Netflix.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 11d (1 reply)

Drop Facebook and now you can have MANGA

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 10d

Aww man i was hoping for FaceBook, Uber, T-Mobile and Apple

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 11d (1 reply)

What about Meta and Alphabet?

protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 11d

different name same dog

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 11d (1 reply)

I got laid off because Trump & Elon are a disaster.

You got laid off because, well much the same, but also different.

iatenine@piefed.social · 7 pts · 11d

Imagine the collective sigh of relief back in the day when the rest of FAANG found out Netflix was more of a tech company than Geocities

Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 11d

Fappleang.

one_old_coder@piefed.social · 3 pts · 11d

It works for any company! Isn't it awesome?

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 10d
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whereitsat@lemmy.zip · -16 pts · 11d (4 replies)

i dated a woman who worked at one of those companies in a prestigious position, and she worked from home. she had two separate computers; on one of these she 'worked,' which meant doing 2 hours of actual labor a week and then waiting for zoom meetings. on the other computer she'd be playing an MMORPG.

i lost respect for any office working yuppie at that point. she was dumb as a box of rocks on top of taking a huge dump on the traditional american ethics we have shoved down our throats.

i don't know how people like that even live with themselves but they somehow twist all the self-whatever into arrogance.

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 11d

If some fool rich asshole is going to pay me and not care about my output, in cashing the check.

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 11d

I dunno it sounds like she was pretty smart to me

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 2 pts · 10d

Seems she is smart instead

KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11d

I don't know how she managed that cuz almost everyone else is working like 52 hours a week minimum