Anon likes cooking

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34 Comments

smaximov@lemmy.world · 131 pts · 7d (7 replies)

Anon didn't start the greentext with specifying how super straight he is, immersion ruined.

LePoisson@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 7d (6 replies)

Anon could be a girl, I don't think they specified their gender. I mean, if this wasn't fake and gay, it would be weird for a small girl to get a giant man as a roommate anyways but y'know could happen.

johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 7d (5 replies)

Self described as beta, I don't think I've ever heard beta used for a woman.

reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 28 pts · 7d (2 replies)

As a woman I can confirm that all women identify as omicrons in terms of greek alphabet affiliation.

Shayeta@feddit.org · 19 pts · 7d

Nice try dude, but everyone knows there are no women on the internet.

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 7d

I'm a nu

LePoisson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 7d (1 reply)

That's because it'd be redundant. /S just in case you think I'm actually mysoginistic trash

polotype@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 7d

Oh, hi steve !

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 112 pts · 7d (6 replies)

Real and heterosexual

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 77 pts · 7d (3 replies)

This is somehow the least gay thing to come from 4chan

Trex202@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 7d (2 replies)

Yeah, its the repression that makes the other ones more gay

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 7d (1 reply)

Are they just openly gay now? Is that the new thing?

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 7d

Now?

reader@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 7d

op is not woman

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 7d

Anon never said they're a woman.

Also, don't forget the rule: there's no women on the internet

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 7d

Anon asks the internet if they’re allowed to consent to a dynamic that works for them

whereitsat@lemmy.zip · 59 pts · 7d (5 replies)

cooking isn't feminine; it's like basic self-care. every man should cook.

i don't care if this is a joke. it's fun to fuck with people on social media but at least show some class and promote healthy attitudes.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 7d

as a guy who can cook and clean but enjoys neither, I do wish I had a healthier approach to both

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 13 pts · 7d

Nothing is sexier than an adult who can take care of them self. It's a low bar however it's damn good standard.

Shayeta@feddit.org · 2 pts · 7d

I don't know, if it were only up to me and my male friends we would be grilling every day.

gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org · -6 pts · 7d (1 reply)

cooking isn't necessary for self-care, but preparing food is. not all food has to be heated to 100°C intermittently. just saying

Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 7d

This is cringe levels of pedantic.

Dogiedog64@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 7d

First off, fake.

Second, gay.

Third, yes stay the house-partner anon, sounds like you guys have a good thing going. Idiot.

Varesti@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 7d

Anon has a fantasy.

zigmus64@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 7d

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 7d

ik what they should do next: get forcefemmed

Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 7d

nvm

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 4 pts · 7d

Ahh to have a femboy housewife

atro_city@fedia.io · -43 pts · 7d (5 replies)

Anon is strong enough to do household chores but not work.

ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 7d (1 reply)

So am I!

I can do housework and even some major projects now and then, and it makes me hurt, sometimes to the point I can’t get out of bed, so then I don’t do more work for a few days, until it feels better, rinse and repeat. Amazing!

Jobs with any sort of physical component just constantly aggravate those pains, day after day, until I break down completely. Super fun stuff! Even sitting at a screen all day aggravates the upper back problems after a couple months! No ergonomics or physical therapy have fixed that, yet. If I could find a fully remote job that would probably work for a while, but those are hard to land. So here we are.

Trex202@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 7d

Chronic pain is no joke. Stay strong

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 7d (1 reply)

Judge Judy vibes.

atro_city@fedia.io · -8 pts · 7d

No idea what that means.

gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org · -3 pts · 7d

in 2026, doing household chores is barely any work. source: do it myself daily/weekly