Anon could be a girl, I don't think they specified their gender. I mean, if this wasn't fake and gay, it would be weird for a small girl to get a giant man as a roommate anyways but y'know could happen.
I can do housework and even some major projects now and then, and it makes me hurt, sometimes to the point I can’t get out of bed, so then I don’t do more work for a few days, until it feels better, rinse and repeat. Amazing!
Jobs with any sort of physical component just constantly aggravate those pains, day after day, until I break down completely. Super fun stuff! Even sitting at a screen all day aggravates the upper back problems after a couple months! No ergonomics or physical therapy have fixed that, yet. If I could find a fully remote job that would probably work for a while, but those are hard to land. So here we are.
34 Comments
smaximov@lemmy.world · 131 pts · 7d
Anon didn't start the greentext with specifying how super straight he is, immersion ruined.
LePoisson@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 7d
Anon could be a girl, I don't think they specified their gender. I mean, if this wasn't fake and gay, it would be weird for a small girl to get a giant man as a roommate anyways but y'know could happen.
johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 7d
Self described as beta, I don't think I've ever heard beta used for a woman.
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 28 pts · 7d
As a woman I can confirm that all women identify as omicrons in terms of greek alphabet affiliation.
Shayeta@feddit.org · 19 pts · 7d
Nice try dude, but everyone knows there are no women on the internet.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 7d
I'm a nu
LePoisson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 7d
That's because it'd be redundant. /S just in case you think I'm actually mysoginistic trash
polotype@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 7d
Oh, hi steve !
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 112 pts · 7d
Real and heterosexual
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 77 pts · 7d
This is somehow the least gay thing to come from 4chan
Trex202@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 7d
Yeah, its the repression that makes the other ones more gay
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 7d
Are they just openly gay now? Is that the new thing?
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 7d
Now?
reader@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 7d
op is not woman
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 7d
Anon never said they're a woman.
Also, don't forget the rule: there's no women on the internet
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 7d
Anon asks the internet if they’re allowed to consent to a dynamic that works for them
whereitsat@lemmy.zip · 59 pts · 7d
cooking isn't feminine; it's like basic self-care. every man should cook.
i don't care if this is a joke. it's fun to fuck with people on social media but at least show some class and promote healthy attitudes.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 7d
as a guy who can cook and clean but enjoys neither, I do wish I had a healthier approach to both
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 13 pts · 7d
Nothing is sexier than an adult who can take care of them self. It's a low bar however it's damn good standard.
Shayeta@feddit.org · 2 pts · 7d
I don't know, if it were only up to me and my male friends we would be grilling every day.
gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org · -6 pts · 7d
cooking isn't necessary for self-care, but preparing food is. not all food has to be heated to 100°C intermittently. just saying
Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 7d
This is cringe levels of pedantic.
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 7d
First off, fake.
Second, gay.
Third, yes stay the house-partner anon, sounds like you guys have a good thing going. Idiot.
Varesti@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 7d
Anon has a fantasy.
zigmus64@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 7d
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 7d
ik what they should do next: get forcefemmed
Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 7d
nvm
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 4 pts · 7d
Ahh to have a femboy housewife
atro_city@fedia.io · -43 pts · 7d
Anon is strong enough to do household chores but not work.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 7d
So am I!
I can do housework and even some major projects now and then, and it makes me hurt, sometimes to the point I can’t get out of bed, so then I don’t do more work for a few days, until it feels better, rinse and repeat. Amazing!
Jobs with any sort of physical component just constantly aggravate those pains, day after day, until I break down completely. Super fun stuff! Even sitting at a screen all day aggravates the upper back problems after a couple months! No ergonomics or physical therapy have fixed that, yet. If I could find a fully remote job that would probably work for a while, but those are hard to land. So here we are.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 7d
Chronic pain is no joke. Stay strong
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 7d
Judge Judy vibes.
atro_city@fedia.io · -8 pts · 7d
No idea what that means.
gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org · -3 pts · 7d
in 2026, doing household chores is barely any work. source: do it myself daily/weekly