What is my purpose?

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gnufuu@lemmy.ca · 118 pts · 18d (1 reply)

someguy3@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 18d

Well what's the text? oh.

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 18d (1 reply)

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d

That's a door that gets around.

RovingDiary@lemmy.zip · 70 pts · 18d (2 replies)

Hodor?

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Antdor

Maultasche@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d

Now on Disney+

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Sounds great, no room for existential doubt, no parents being disappointed in you, you are a door. It is a great privilege to be the doorman

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 18d

Being a Door can seem deceptively easy. You have one job. What if you let the wrong person in??

RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 18d

"You pass butter"

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 21 pts · 18d

YOU’RE NOT ON THE LIST.

Tiral@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 18d

Vorticity@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 18d (2 replies)

[https://www.odditycentral.com/news/door-head-ants-use-their-large-flat-heads-as-doors-to-shut-down-their-nests.html](Here is a short article on them.) According to the article, they stand their ground, even while their head is under attack. Pretty neat ants!

chunes@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 18d

Interestingly, turtle ants aren’t in door-mode at all times. You can see the entrance to their nests open, but as soon as they sense danger, be it a top on the wooden wall of their tunnel, or pheromones of an enemy, the door is immediately plugged shut.

I'm glad they get breaks.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 17d
Sibshops@feddit.cl · 13 pts · 18d (1 reply)

At least he's a valued member of the comunity

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d

We don't know for sure that they appreciate his contribution. Probably there are Karen ants complaining that it's still a little drafty.

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 13 pts · 18d

HODOR!

remon@ani.social · 11 pts · 17d (6 replies)

Cyclocosmia as well

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 17d

Lol door butt.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 17d

That's Secretary of Tunnel Affairs Cyclocosmia, you peasant! You're getting stamped for that!

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 17d (1 reply)

Wtf how does the pattern look so scary

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 17d

A lot of your would-be ancestors died of spider attacks.

Spezi@feddit.org · 6 pts · 17d

Forbidden Oreo

brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 17d
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 17d

marcos@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 18d

The brain the size of a galaxy...

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 18d (2 replies)

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 18d

Always too soon

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d

Nodor. Hodon't.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Too late!

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 18d

Nobody can be a better door

Professorozone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Hey at least he HAS a purpose.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 18d

I wish my purpose in life would be that simple

Frettchen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 17d (1 reply)

That's not bad as long everyone gets the same share. If you are just the door and get less than it gets to be a problem.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 17d

The other doors are lazy asses, so I end up dooring all the time.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 18d

Waddya mean "just" seems pretty important.

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 18d

Well that's interesting/freaky as fuck.

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 4 pts · 17d

"Look I clearly ordered a circular frame with a 0,3 diameter. What the hell am I supposed to do with this "doorframe" monstrosity? It's bigger than the tree itself for crying out loud, let alone it being a square! Wtf!?"

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d

Block head

KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 17d

Carlton the doorman sobs silently into his oversized coat sleeve.

ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 18d

hey man, sometimes God puts you on earth with a purpose

https://youtu.be/FoIkN4yX-jk

mapleseedfall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d

The fate of some protoss zealot