Inviting my friends over for dinner and putting this out ❤️

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arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 19d

cow utensils

Sibshops@feddit.cl · 49 pts · 19d (1 reply)

I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 18d

Adding this to the playlist: Angine de Poitrine

Etterra@discuss.online · 35 pts · 18d (4 replies)

Pfft, amateur.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 18d (3 replies)

Ah, I see we're using the "Fuck You" silverware collection tonight

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 18d (2 replies)

I call the half spoon half fork!

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 18d

Gotta go with the spoon nunchucks IMO

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 17d

Half spork!

nailingjello@piefed.zip · 33 pts · 18d

wizzer@eviltoast.org · 23 pts · 18d (8 replies)

My new favourite cutlery manufacturer

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 18d (4 replies)

They get worse the more you look

wizzer@eviltoast.org · 14 pts · 18d (2 replies)

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 18d

So is the ice scoop for soup and the spade for dessert? Actually a tiny garden themed cake with a space spoon would be cute as fuck.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d

Is that a grapefruit spoon?

sukhmel@programming.dev · 6 pts · 18d

I don't know, they have their charm. I wonder if those look worse or better in real life, but I wouldn't run away from a place serving those utensils

rumba@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 17d

cheaper than I expected

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d

If I could pick one of each utensil from each set, I'd buy them in a heartbeat. It would be really interesting to see people choosing different utensils for different meals, I bet those choices would correlate with personality traits!

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d

What? No spoon with a hole in it?

Conventional tripe.

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 18d

these could kill an autistic person

apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 19d (1 reply)

Star Trek flatware.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 19d

Is it? I was joking to someone that this would go great with Star Trek china plates.

Manticore@lemmy.nz · 15 pts · 18d

Don't buy cutlery from the Backrooms

Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 18d

I hope you wouldn't mind being stabbed with that dorky fork while I melt the rest down to make a proper spoon.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 19d

For some reason, all I can think of is Edward Scissorhands. They do look very Tim Burton-esque - maybe Beetlejuice?

CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 18d

I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.

Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 18d

Sliverware

fleebleneeble@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 19d

I want these though

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 18d (1 reply)

This is the exact type of dinnerware I'd expect Delia Deetz to have.

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 18d

My first thought was Beetlejuice, yeah.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 18d

Don't Starve' Maxwell's cuttlery?

Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 18d

Don't know if it's AI or if it's real but for some reason i would hate being forced to use these to eat, i hate the way it looks.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 18d

Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.

Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 18d

Cow Tools.

Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 18d (1 reply)

I get nauseous just looking at these utensils, anyone else around with weird-fork fobia?

Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 18d

The spoons make me legitimately uncomfortable. I am in solidarity with you

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d

I like them. If they weren't as expensive as they are, I'd actually buy them.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d (2 replies)

Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?

AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 18d (1 reply)

I actually love them. I do find it delightful how we, as a community, have such strong but varied preferences when it comes to cutlery

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d

I never cease being reminded that trying to pigeonhole ND people by their “condition” never works. That’s why it’s a spectrum.

sploder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18d

I feel like this is what a Tim Burton dinner party would look like

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18d

Cylon cutlery

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Ah yes, a fork that isn't scoop shaped and has some really short tines, and is therefore completely shit at being a fork in both of its usages

webp@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 18d

Just use the other side

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 18d

My eyes kinda skipped over "this" in the title and I was very confused about the picture.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d

If you put out that cutlery, what did those friends do to you, and why do you think you should hate them that much?

Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Cuber truck of untrsild

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 18d

I'm sorry... what did you call me?

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19d (1 reply)

Get this AI shit out of here!

/s

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 19d

You joke, but rest assured this abomination is real.

Pinti Stainless Steel Cutlery

Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 18d

I'm guessing you no longer want to have friends?

HerbGrower@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 18d (5 replies)

AI generated cutlery?

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 18d (4 replies)
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 18d (2 replies)

Too expensive for a joke, too weird for real use. Do they sell?

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 18d

I assume they would. They aren't like OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive.

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 18d

Gag gift for a good friend. That gets passed around to be used at every notable event at the host's dinner.

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 18d

Could have been the SUPERHOT game.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 18d (2 replies)

AI silverware.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d

Check other comments. It’s real. Just posh artists

pulsey@feddit.org · 2 pts · 17d

these existed way before LLM were a thing. I remember my brother having cutleries similar to these in the 2010s.