c/lemmyshitpost · by cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 19dInviting my friends over for dinner and putting this out ❤️ 402 points · 59 comments · view on lemmy.world
59 Comments
arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 19d
cow utensils
Sibshops@feddit.cl · 49 pts · 19d
I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 18d
Adding this to the playlist: Angine de Poitrine
Etterra@discuss.online · 35 pts · 18d
Pfft, amateur.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 18d
Ah, I see we're using the "Fuck You" silverware collection tonight
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 18d
I call the half spoon half fork!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 18d
Gotta go with the spoon nunchucks IMO
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 17d
Half spork!
nailingjello@piefed.zip · 33 pts · 18d
wizzer@eviltoast.org · 23 pts · 18d
My new favourite cutlery manufacturer
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 18d
They get worse the more you look
wizzer@eviltoast.org · 14 pts · 18d
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 18d
So is the ice scoop for soup and the spade for dessert? Actually a tiny garden themed cake with a space spoon would be cute as fuck.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
Is that a grapefruit spoon?
sukhmel@programming.dev · 6 pts · 18d
I don't know, they have their charm. I wonder if those look worse or better in real life, but I wouldn't run away from a place serving those utensils
rumba@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 17d
cheaper than I expected
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
If I could pick one of each utensil from each set, I'd buy them in a heartbeat. It would be really interesting to see people choosing different utensils for different meals, I bet those choices would correlate with personality traits!
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d
What? No spoon with a hole in it?
Conventional tripe.
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 18d
these could kill an autistic person
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 19d
Star Trek flatware.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 19d
Is it? I was joking to someone that this would go great with Star Trek china plates.
Manticore@lemmy.nz · 15 pts · 18d
Don't buy cutlery from the Backrooms
Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 18d
I hope you wouldn't mind being stabbed with that dorky fork while I melt the rest down to make a proper spoon.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 19d
For some reason, all I can think of is Edward Scissorhands. They do look very Tim Burton-esque - maybe Beetlejuice?
CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 18d
I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.
Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 18d
Sliverware
fleebleneeble@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 19d
I want these though
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 18d
This is the exact type of dinnerware I'd expect Delia Deetz to have.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 18d
My first thought was Beetlejuice, yeah.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 18d
Don't Starve' Maxwell's cuttlery?
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 18d
Don't know if it's AI or if it's real but for some reason i would hate being forced to use these to eat, i hate the way it looks.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 18d
Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 18d
Cow Tools.
Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 18d
I get nauseous just looking at these utensils, anyone else around with weird-fork fobia?
Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 18d
The spoons make me legitimately uncomfortable. I am in solidarity with you
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d
I like them. If they weren't as expensive as they are, I'd actually buy them.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d
Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?
AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 18d
I actually love them. I do find it delightful how we, as a community, have such strong but varied preferences when it comes to cutlery
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
I never cease being reminded that trying to pigeonhole ND people by their “condition” never works. That’s why it’s a spectrum.
sploder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18d
I feel like this is what a Tim Burton dinner party would look like
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18d
Cylon cutlery
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 18d
Ah yes, a fork that isn't scoop shaped and has some really short tines, and is therefore completely shit at being a fork in both of its usages
webp@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 18d
Just use the other side
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 18d
My eyes kinda skipped over "this" in the title and I was very confused about the picture.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d
If you put out that cutlery, what did those friends do to you, and why do you think you should hate them that much?
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d
Cuber truck of untrsild
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 18d
I'm sorry... what did you call me?
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19d
Get this AI shit out of here!
/s
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 19d
You joke, but rest assured this abomination is real.
Pinti Stainless Steel Cutlery
Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 18d
I'm guessing you no longer want to have friends?
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 18d
AI generated cutlery?
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 18d
Nah just posh designer flatware
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 18d
Too expensive for a joke, too weird for real use. Do they sell?
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 18d
I assume they would. They aren't like OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive.
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 18d
Gag gift for a good friend. That gets passed around to be used at every notable event at the host's dinner.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 18d
Could have been the SUPERHOT game.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 18d
AI silverware.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d
Check other comments. It’s real. Just posh artists
pulsey@feddit.org · 2 pts · 17d
these existed way before LLM were a thing. I remember my brother having cutleries similar to these in the 2010s.